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  1. I don't see why being against his behavior has any leftist value. Trump acts like a child. The idea of him dealing with iffy foreign affairs is troublesome to think about. Any other Republican, I could have respect for, but holy shit CALM YOUR FUCKING SHIT TRUMP.

    At least he'll back Assad though. Once ISIS is gone, I hope no other caliphate rises. Caliphates are just the worst. Though I would like to get my hands on one of those golden dinars for my coin collection.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Pray tell, you certainly gave a certain impression.
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I expect he's going to be loud and push for some dumb tax cuts with very limited success and I expect he's going to start his reelection campaign early. I expect him to be a Nixonesqe sort of morally bereft but my prefered candidate wasn't exactly a shining star of integrity. Ultimately the world will go on.
  4. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    In all the excitement this slipped my mind: Prop 64 passed as expected! What a good night this has been so far. I may celebrate by staying up and watching anime all night.
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    One upside of this is that there's this annoying manager at work, not mine but I sit across from her and get to listen to her hound people in a loud nasally whine over dumb stuff all day every day. She's said repeatedly that she's definitely moving to Canada if Trump wins. I kinda want to walk in tomorrow with a "make america great again" hat on and ask her when her flight is.
  6. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lanny, I will give you an astral blowjob if you do it and secretly record it. Just leave your phone's camera running in your pocket protector.
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    [SIZE=28px]TRUMP 20 FUCKING 16!!!![/SIZE]




    [SIZE=28px]WE DID IT! WE DID IT!!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, LANNY! BALLS TO FUCKING CHIN DEEP, SACK TO SACK SLAPPING! SOPHIE, LET'S CELEBRATE![/SIZE]


    I can't fucking believe it, this is one of the greatest days ever. I need some Trump shirts ASAP just to russle some jimmies.




    The TrumpTrain has reached Victory Station. I wonder how Shillary looks in an orange jump suit.
  8. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/new/

    http://archive.is/EkSGx

    It's literally happening.

    Sadists rejoice, we're going to have so many fantastic meltdowns to enjoy:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/the_meltdown/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/HillaryMeltdown/

    Oh boy, I have that Young Turks video in queue.
  9. No matter what the outcome was I was gonna use it as an excuse to drink heavy anyways.
  10. bling bling Dark Matter
  11. fucknigger Yung Blood
    Malice what are you going to do when Trump and the Republicans shut down SSI?
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, come now, do you honestly believe there's absolutely nothing I could do? That if it were suddenly taken away I wouldn't be able to figure out a way to get by.

    The reality is I have very few needs and desires/goals, and therefore choose to take the easiest path, riding a drug induced haze until the singularity arrives or one day the tech gods bring a real to wash away all this suffering.

    Honestly, the best thing to do would probably be to buy some meth and go into "get shit done" mode. Maybe whore myself out to Lanny in order to fulfill his latent homosexual desires (I still remember that post you deleted (not fast enough)) so I can get his sweet financial comp-sci money, as a contingency plan.

    Drugs, learning, internet, animu, mango, vidya games are sixfold path.
  13. Your back up plan for life is to become Lanny's bitch?
  14. fucknigger Yung Blood
    I was just wondering if you'd try to get a job and get your life sorted out. I'm sure there are a lot of things you could do. Lanny strikes me as more of a submissive type. I'd happily top him for a free ride, it's always an option I guess.
  15. If you don't do meth already your a coward. You are missing out on the eternal party.
  16. bling bling Dark Matter
    until the singularity arrives
    noob
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    trolled by time lireally
  18. im having the tinne of my life
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oh, come now, do you honestly believe there's absolutely nothing I could do? That if it were suddenly taken away I wouldn't be able to figure out a way to get by.

    The reality is I have very few needs and desires/goals, and therefore choose to take the easiest path, riding a drug induced haze until the singularity arrives or one day the tech gods bring a real to wash away all this suffering.

    Honestly, the best thing to do would probably be to buy some meth and go into "get shit done" mode. Maybe whore myself out to Lanny in order to fulfill his latent homosexual desires (I still remember that post you deleted (not fast enough)) so I can get his sweet financial comp-sci money, as a contingency plan.

    Drugs, learning, internet, animu, mango, vidya games are sixfold path.

    Who are the Tech Gods? And if there is such a thing as a Tech God, does that make computer scientists Techpriest Enginseers?

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