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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra I'm at my grandmother's place, it's depressing as shit because she's not well and the property is totally overgrown.

    grandfather put a lot of work into it in the 10-20 years before he died, now there's not a whole lot left. I've been trying to help clean it up but it's not going to last.

    it's around 1am and there are big possums rampaging around on the roof, it sounds like there are little kids up there running on the tiles.

    one of the dogs got into a fight with a massive wombat recently; the dog was biting the shit out of it so the wombat rammed him into a tree and fucked up his leg. the other one had a run in with a snake but didn't get bitten.

    Idk if you ever said it but I’ve always assumed your family moved to Australia to get away from like some totalitarian genocidal regime. But in light of this I wonder if pol pot might not be better than snakes, wombats, and bogans
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    Repeated tetanus infections from bin knife stabbings have rendered the population unable to drive
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Seems kinda sus. My phone falls out of my pocket and is busted. I’m supposed to believe fools phone goes through a plane crash bounces around a burning cabin and continues to transmit video?
  5. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you are any indication of the average resident of the bay area it's no wonder the place one of the laughing stocks of the nation.

    We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor
  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra I've been getting back into Factorio but this looks even more autistic

    DF is autistic as hell but in a very different way than cracktorio. Like df is hardly even a game, it’s not so much about doing well (it’s not obvious what doing well even really means) as experiencing the insanity of the simulation. Factorio is about autistically planning out production on spreadsheets and taming the chaos of your poor decisions. DF’s chaos can’t be tamed and must be embraced, it’s like interactive dwarf fanfic generation. DFs creators have pretty explicitly stated as much.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did you imagine that comment to upsetting or witty?

    Did you imagine your mom’s pussy didn’t stink?
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Does imaging that make your city streets stink a bit less?

    No but I’d imagine anything if it would make your mom’s pussy stink a bit less
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    Elvis depressedly is p dank, I liked their first project, Coma Cinema, more though

    embedded bandcamp link
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    I do get that with melatonin, too much can mess up sleep. But not with benzos, at least not that I’ve ever experienced
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have forgot more about getting laid than you will ever know skippy.

    See speedy here is a prime example of what it takes to be a perma virgin. Burns the eyes to look on, zero personality, and a gaping black hole where a sense of humor should be
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    More is more. I mean there is a point where buzz turns into blackout so yeah, less might be more memorably fun, but it’s not like less is ever going to produce a stronger effect
  13. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Wariat I want to fuck females for sport.

    Good luck with that, you’re the hunchback of goddamn Warsaw, except instead of a heart of gold you’re a child rapist.
  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra Grand Theft Preteen

    Grand Theft Adolescent
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I liked the Rastafarian missions because I got to kill lots of people

    One love.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I wish i could smoke joints or.bowls in the shower

    I like to put a little shampoo or body wash in my bong water, gives it a nice soapy flavor
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    Originally posted by Michael Myers A lot! Women have become very superficial. I agree that attractiveness wasn't that important a decade ago, but thanks to social media (think TikTok) women have been exposed to a lot of attractive men and thus they see the difference between them (the attractive ones) and the dudes they see in real life (usually unattractive).

    Like sure, the unrealistic beauty standard thing does cut both ways, but the idea that you can’t get a girl if you’re not up to some standard of physical attractiveness is just empirically false. My buddy in high school was really overweight and looked like a human chipmunk and that dude pulling girls left and right because he was funny/personable/sold weed. I was _salty_ about it at the time haha, but really you don’t have to be a model by any stretch and it was a good lesson to learn.

    And conversely I’ve known very good looking dudes who couldn’t get a date because they were socially awkward as hell. Honestly having a good sense of humor and being able to have a casual conversation is a better strategy for getting bitches than looks any day off the week.
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    Poastin in a sweaty thread
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    AC is p dope
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny claiming women to be an equal of men is a rampant denial of God and biology, and numerous courageous trans-women atheletes proved this.

    You can’t beat me! I’ve got the power of God AND biology on my side!
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