Posts by Lanny

1. 2023-09-03 at 4:21 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Don't you have some rolls to tuck?

   
   I don’t know why I was expecting a better response from a double digit IQ poster like yourself, but I was.
2. 2023-09-03 at 4:19 AM UTC in Legal Highs
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   There’s ole delta 8 for those of us that live in backwater states that haven’t legalized weed.
   
   Idk is syncans are still a thing but I think some people like them more than real weed. I always hear people talking about AMwhatever, the popcorn one. Still kinda cracks me up that that’s a real thing.
3. 2023-09-03 at 4:11 AM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The only reason you’re not kicking me in the dick is that the last time you tried that my dick kicked back, and you know better than to mess with primordial forces of nature like that.
4. 2023-09-03 at 4:07 AM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The stress of dealing with your uppity ass is why I’m losing my hair, and you KNOW I’m sensitive about that you pumpkin looking ho
5. 2023-09-03 at 3:59 AM UTC in The official horror thread
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Somehow this movie has CREEPED its way onto our Halloween movie list and I know it’s going to be fucked up and I’m going to have to sit around like a stooge for 30 minutes the first time something gruesome happens while lala cries and/or hyperventilates.
   
   THANKS BRO
6. 2023-09-03 at 3:29 AM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Meikai Or rather… like… I don't think momentum is conserved when you reduce engine output, to enable both ships at a given speed to maintain equal distance - I think reducing your engine output just kills your momentum. Or the pirates were all just faster than me, which is plausible. But nah, no way Bethesda would conserve momentum, shit gets too confusing. Sadge tho. It's like… the one thing that makes space combat more interesting than aerial combat (aside from the lack of gravity, so killing your momentum doesn't mean stalling out, but like… pilots cut engines to let pilots overtake them and gun them down in old timey dogfights, I want SPACE FIGHTS).
   
   EDIT: "Top speeds" is a wacky concept in space. Ignore that if you read it. Ha ha. Spaceship physics is conceptually fucky and hard for brainlets to wrap their heads around, and I know this because I am one of them.

   
   lol, so every other year or so I fuck around in Unity or raylib or something for a week usually doing some kind of space ship game kinda thing. A lesson I keep relearning is that we have basically no intuition for acceleration and velocity mechanics without traction or at least air resistance. Like space ships are actually very simple physical systems to model and you can do it quite accurately without much difficulty but you end up zooming the fuck past everything constantly and even if it’s totally what should happen it feels intuitively and deeply wrong to our terrestrial primate brains. You can do conservation of motion without it feeling fucky but without something like air friction you’re doomed from a game-feel perspective.
7. 2023-09-03 at 3:17 AM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Chios Honey So how did this Sophie log onto your admin account to change things? are you Sophie?

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Kafka Chios is targeting pedos, messaged me some crazy shit.

   
   You are both more retarded than you’ll ever know
8. 2023-09-02 at 11:15 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Chios Honey is this post about hacking forums? doesn't he require your password and admin name or do you use Lanny/1234 for your admin login?

   
   Yeah except I’d never use such an easy to guess password. That’d be super insecure. Instead I use a secure password, specifically “tedgrundersoneatsbabies”
9. 2023-09-02 at 11:04 PM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   It’s an open secret that commercial reviewers rarely play past the first ~10 hours of a game before writing, and developers know this and focus their resources accordingly. My money is that after the second or third story mission the game turns into cut content from wayne gretzky‘s 3d hokey where todd howard inserted himself as a max stat rookie.
10. 2023-09-02 at 3:04 PM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by totse2118 why is my pictyure broken

    
    I pulled the DB off the old server but couldn't get the media files off it in time, so had to go from a backup. If you set your avatar in the last week then you'll need to set it again unfortunately.
11. 2023-09-02 at 2:01 PM UTC in troons r good and u shud treat me like a girl >:(
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by aldra we could be friends but I wouldn't respect your pronouns or fuck you

    
    
    Don’t worry Lucy, we could be friends and I’d respect your pronouns or fuck you.
    
    That’s an exclusive or though
    
    Your call, you either get the D or the she.
12. 2023-09-02 at 1:53 PM UTC in My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing him
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Schindler’s Rape List gets me every time
13. 2023-09-02 at 1:49 PM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Chios Honey why do captcha exist on every post?

    
    Spam control. It goes away after like 10 or 20 posts
14. 2023-09-02 at 1:17 PM UTC in This is the worst layout of a forum or html or website ever
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Meikai I stopped using it after I was incredibly high and chased scron down like the T-1000 terminator and beat his ass as he fled my parents' abode. Didn't like what that stuff did to me.

    
    It was necessary to ensure Schlong Conner would eventually be born
15. 2023-09-02 at 4:07 AM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Kafka What happens to the site in three months?

    
    In three months it'll be a hateful hellhole as it's always been. The hosting provider went out of business with less than 24 hours notice, and the site is back up in under 12. That’s a minor miracle. You're welcome for spending my Friday making sure you have a platform to be a vapid attention whore on btw.
16. 2023-09-02 at 3:43 AM UTC in Upcoming Site Maintenance
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hard learned life lesson: if a tech support ticket gets fielded by three different indians, each of which requires the situation to be reiterated to them, expect to be jedied hard
17. 2023-09-02 at 3:33 AM UTC in your opinions of this crazy depraved story?
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
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18. 2023-09-01 at 10:37 PM UTC in your opinions of this crazy depraved story?
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
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19. 2023-09-01 at 2:19 PM UTC in New Wordenhancement
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Roommate? Gay Lover? CIA Handler? Find out the real identity of Bradley's mystery man in this titillating new expose
20. 2023-09-01 at 1:23 PM UTC in My pedophile roommate called 911 because I was abusing him
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    
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