The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-03-21 at 7:37 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I love that the trash is still called THE MONGOLVOID
2. 2018-03-21 at 10:17 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   I love waking up every 1.5-2 hours during the night.
3. 2018-03-21 at 10:31 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus liberal arts

   
   
   
   
   
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4. 2018-03-21 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #4364
   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Austin bomber is dead. Committed suicide via explosion of two package bombs as cops closed in. Brutal. Glad thats over.
5. 2018-03-21 at 11:12 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Could be a small set of nuts.

   
   If you think so it's been a long time since you have been laid.
6. 2018-03-21 at 12:27 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER I did tell her if she broke our date again for tonight, I was gonna be done with her. Looks like thats going to be the case. Im going to give her another hour or so before I text her.
   
   "This is bullshit. Fuck this ."
   
   Thats why I dont understabnd. She sends me walls of text like that after I tell her we should just be friends, and then she says we should hang out and do shit and 80% of the time she stops responding and sends another wall of text at 9am apologizing profusely.

   
   She be holding the power. Ya done cared.
7. 2018-03-21 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Does having sex with an asian count if she was born in my country, so she doesn't have the accent or culture? She's just physically asian? Like, does that still count as getting sex with a woman?
8. 2018-03-21 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Sorry man, fraid not.
9. 2018-03-21 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Sorry man, fraid not.

   
   Ugggh fuck. :( Was afraid it was too good to be true.
10. 2018-03-21 at 12:55 PM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH She be holding the power. Ya done cared.

    
    Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."
    
    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.
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11. 2018-03-21 at 1:04 PM UTC

    #4371
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Enter Does having sex with an asian count if she was born in my country, so she doesn't have the accent or culture? She's just physically asian? Like, does that still count as getting sex with a woman?

    
    Not when she was born with a dick
12. 2018-03-21 at 1:21 PM UTC

    #4372
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."
    
    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.

    
    Whenever I keep checking my phone I know I fucking LOST the game. Whenever you get a response keep it in your own court for a while, mentally feels better imo. Ihate these scenarios where, in my eyes, you basically have these 3 choices:
    
    1.) blowing up and being an asshole (at which point she will have the perfect excuse for ghosting you before and you will feel dumb af as you apologize to her)
    
    2.) act like you are also nonchalant about it but deep down you know you are checking ya phone obsessively so you know.. YOU LOSE!
    
    3.) Being 'understanding' and letting her take you for a ride.
    
    You can also block her, but you know you'll be unblocking her periodically to check for the response so that's almost even worse.
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13. 2018-03-21 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #4373
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh I forgot there is also a wildcard option.
14. 2018-03-21 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Oh I forgot there is also a wildcard option.

    
    go cold on her and wait to see if she does the work to get your interest back.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-03-21 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #4375
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist
    
    
    
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    Hehe not le STEM xD orijinul joek
16. 2018-03-21 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #4376
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus Hehe not le STEM xD orijinul joek

    
    Your skin is brown.
17. 2018-03-21 at 2:11 PM UTC

    #4377
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Your skin is brown.

    
    U mad.
18. 2018-03-21 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #4378
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jeremus U mad.

    
    U brown skin.
19. 2018-03-21 at 2:36 PM UTC

    #4379
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."
    
    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.

    
    Honestly the most intelligent thing you've done this far. I would've told her to fuck off and ghosted her a long time ago. Not to even be hateful or spiteful but IMO the shit and drama has already went to far. He's there(even periodically) because she allows it. Fucking period. I didn't want to be the only debbie downer on here but oh well.
20. 2018-03-21 at 2:52 PM UTC

    #4380
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter U brown skin.

    
    Y u so mad about it tho.