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  1. RestStop Space Nigga
    I wouldn't fuck an escort though. Not because it's wrong in itself (whores do be fly) but it just doesn't sound like a good start to a relationship.
  2. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency If something between you two does develop, please remember to come back and delete these posts before You get all comfy with her and share your phone pin.

    Don’t EVER share your phone PIN with a bitch. Don’t you fucking ever do that

    Originally posted by NARCassist you'd not likely find a chick would put that much effort in if she was just playing you.



    .

    You’d be surprised, bitches be playing games when they don’t even know it

    Game-playing is like their default mode of operation
  3. Originally posted by -SpectraL These days, you'd never know until you pull down the dress and the dick pops out.

    Do.... do you have something you want to share with us?
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER See she sounds like a keeper huh?

    She's worth your attention
  5. Originally posted by Fox Paws Don’t EVER share your phone PIN with a bitch. Don’t you fucking ever do that

    Also a lot of people forget to do this but put a PIN on your SIM card as well. That way they can’t take it out your phone and pretend to be you and text your ex and shit
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist you'd not likely find a chick would put that much effort in if she was just playing you.



    .

    Devils advocate - nigga she's barely done anything but type a few paragraphs, women can fake whole relationships for years
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I wouldn't fuck an escort though. Not because it's wrong in itself (whores do be fly) but it just doesn't sound like a good start to a relationship.

    It's also no kind of practice for fucking a girl you are into after waiting for it. It's gonna be totally different. As in be way better and hopefully you'll be somewhat relaxed. In LA you can probably get some fire GFE action from top tier baddies though.

    Not a good way to begin a relationship? Depends how you be carrying yourself. Remember that you never know when a relationship will begin, you can't assume either way. If you go telling her crazy personal opinions that seem cool to tell a close friend when you're first talking/fucking, imagine your disdain when she angrily brings it up 3 years later after Thanksgiving with her parents.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    How are you representing yourself?

  9. If you do wanna get your rocks off before you get with this other chick, do it now before it gets serious. And don’t ever tell her about it. Like WE SMOOTH noted, this information will be brought up years later if she becomes privy to it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Do…. do you have something you want to share with us?

    That's crazy.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You’d be surprised, bitches be playing games when they don’t even know it

    Game-playing is like their default mode of operation

    oh i know, that's why i said 90% sure. i wasn't gonna fully commit to that opinion, lol.



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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice In a way the baseline state of autism may be similar to being hungover to some degree. Like alcohol inverted. Now can you understand my suffering, Lanny?

    Hangover's not that bad. Better than being sober, at least that way you have something to blame your troubles on.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH How are you representing yourself?


    Those niggaz be rockin' Richie Millie's though.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

    ***************************************************************************************************************************

    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌

    She's fucking him but feels bad and really wants to be with you. She also may be suffering from infatuation and confusing it for love.
  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    And I like you, Casper. That's just my honest gutshot intoxicated reaction to that.
  16. Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

    ***************************************************************************************************************************

    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌

    remember when i was 16 and posted screenshots of my facebook chats with my gf and you got to watch the retarded breakup in real time

    look whos laughing now
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    It's like we've both become teenagers again!
  18. Everybody is still laughing at you sploo
  19. Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Everybody is still laughing at you sploo

    you wear fedoras

    i threaten people
  20. i should make that into a haiku to satisfy your cringe obsession with chong (bacterial) cultures

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