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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I love that the trash is still called THE MONGOLVOID
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    I love waking up every 1.5-2 hours during the night.
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus liberal arts





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  4. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Austin bomber is dead. Committed suicide via explosion of two package bombs as cops closed in. Brutal. Glad thats over.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Could be a small set of nuts.

    If you think so it's been a long time since you have been laid.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I did tell her if she broke our date again for tonight, I was gonna be done with her. Looks like thats going to be the case. Im going to give her another hour or so before I text her.

    "This is bullshit. Fuck this ."

    Thats why I dont understabnd. She sends me walls of text like that after I tell her we should just be friends, and then she says we should hang out and do shit and 80% of the time she stops responding and sends another wall of text at 9am apologizing profusely.

    She be holding the power. Ya done cared.
  7. Does having sex with an asian count if she was born in my country, so she doesn't have the accent or culture? She's just physically asian? Like, does that still count as getting sex with a woman?
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sorry man, fraid not.
  9. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Sorry man, fraid not.

    Ugggh fuck. :( Was afraid it was too good to be true.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH She be holding the power. Ya done cared.

    Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."

    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter Does having sex with an asian count if she was born in my country, so she doesn't have the accent or culture? She's just physically asian? Like, does that still count as getting sex with a woman?

    Not when she was born with a dick
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."

    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.

    Whenever I keep checking my phone I know I fucking LOST the game. Whenever you get a response keep it in your own court for a while, mentally feels better imo. Ihate these scenarios where, in my eyes, you basically have these 3 choices:

    1.) blowing up and being an asshole (at which point she will have the perfect excuse for ghosting you before and you will feel dumb af as you apologize to her)

    2.) act like you are also nonchalant about it but deep down you know you are checking ya phone obsessively so you know.. YOU LOSE!

    3.) Being 'understanding' and letting her take you for a ride.

    You can also block her, but you know you'll be unblocking her periodically to check for the response so that's almost even worse.
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh I forgot there is also a wildcard option.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Oh I forgot there is also a wildcard option.

    go cold on her and wait to see if she does the work to get your interest back.



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  15. Originally posted by NARCassist



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    Hehe not le STEM xD orijinul joek
  16. Originally posted by Jeremus Hehe not le STEM xD orijinul joek

    Your skin is brown.
  17. Originally posted by Enter Your skin is brown.

    U mad.
  18. Originally posted by Jeremus U mad.

    U brown skin.
  19. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."

    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.

    Honestly the most intelligent thing you've done this far. I would've told her to fuck off and ghosted her a long time ago. Not to even be hateful or spiteful but IMO the shit and drama has already went to far. He's there(even periodically) because she allows it. Fucking period. I didn't want to be the only debbie downer on here but oh well.
  20. Originally posted by Enter U brown skin.

    Y u so mad about it tho.

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