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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Another rough day of doing absolutely nothing. #FirstWorldProblems

    yeah same lol



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  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Malice Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.

    Just try to defend it well. Professors are used to undergrads forwarding ridiculous shit, but the only way you're even going to raise an eyebrow is if you do a good job of documenting your sources, constructing your argument, etc. And don't be surprised if they deny you an 'A' on principle.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.

    just draw cocks on things



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  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Zanick Just try to defend it well. Professors are used to undergrads forwarding ridiculous shit, but the only way you're even going to raise an eyebrow is if you do a good job of documenting your sources, constructing your argument, etc. And don't be surprised if they deny you an 'A' on principle.

    It’s not about the grade, I’m willing to take the penalty, it’s about having fun when the opportunity arises.
  6. Originally posted by Malice Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.

    I used to do this in high school. I wrote a paper on Hitler for the subject "someone I admire"

    I didn't edgelord it up though, I just talked about his military strategy

    I got a good grade
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?

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    Hi hi hi
    Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
    Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
    Still want all the same stuff
    I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
    And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
    My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
    But my better longer message is coming

    Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:

    Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us

    Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever

    Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there

    Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around


    I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
    Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
    And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.


    Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.

    My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.

    As far as
    Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
    *few months
    That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
    Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
    Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
    Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
    Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌

    You need to take this girl to the club and show her a good time. Wear a Coogi jacket you got from a fiend.
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  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Malice it’s about having fun when the opportunity arises.

  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bleh, Captain Morgan tastes bad. Drank it right at the bus stop like a nigger to practice the art of not giving a fuck.

    I’m noticing a distinct trend here. Past 20% the higher the alcohol content the worse it tends to taste.

    I really think that my dislike of bitter and sweet tastes may be due to sensory hypersensitivity. My sense of smell is really fucked up, something causes it to be unusually weak, which effects my ability to detect other flavors. May actually be somewhat of a blessing because if smell and taste were amplified I would constantly be bothered by how much the human world stinks and how bad most good tastes. I’m guessing bitter and sweet are more dependent on taste buds.

    Oh, of course. I wonder if miracle fruit could attenuate this and actually make harder liquor taste good.

    In a way the baseline state of autism may be similar to being hungover to some degree. Like alcohol inverted. Now can you understand my suffering, Lanny?

    Also, someone cut a security tag, the alarmed variation with a braided steel loop, and placed it on top of a dumpster near the shopping complex here. It was annoying me so I just went over and threw it as far as I could.
  10. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Drinking straight from the bottle with zero tolerance. At moments like this I’m afraid someone’s going to assume I’m really fucked up, when in reality I already seem really off due to being autistic.

    Yosh! Made it. Oh, it’s a fucking bus in the LA region, they see fucked up, insane, people all the time.
  11. Originally posted by Malice Heh, did anyone ever start getting bored in college and start writing things just to anuse yourself, to see what kind of reactions you get/what happens? I somehow managed to turn a journal on a reading assignment into advocating for the annihilation of all sentient life. It’s actually not a bad essay.

    Sounds like a great way to get yourself put in the #NikolasCruz database
  12. Yes, Malice. In one of my programming classes they asked why you designed one of your graphs the way you did.

    So I wrote:

    I made the graph blue, because I had never seen a blue graph before, and to be honest with you... I wanted to see a blue graph.

    In reference to this:



    I showed it to the girl sitting next to me and she faked a laugh and never talked to me again.
  13. Casper, after reading all that shit, it sounds like her feelings for you are legit. Whether or not she’s still fucking that other dude, which she probably is.

    Screw it dude, just let it happen. Don’t act all obsessive/bitchmade when you find out she was still fucking him. Just accept that you just happened to meet her at a bad time in her life. If it’s real, you’ll get past it and it’ll probably be worth it in the end.
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  14. And if it doesn’t work out you can always just fucking rail meth
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  15. Lol our examples are fucking apples and oranges in terms of different types of autism. Malice writing about annihilating human life, and me making references to adam sandler films.
  16. Originally posted by Malice I’m noticing a distinct trend here. Past 20% the higher the alcohol content the worse it tends to taste.

    I think you may be on to something here.

    Thank god you noticed this due to your autism, otherwise we may never have known about this
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  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Fox Paws And if it doesn’t work out you can always just fucking rail meth

    This. As the kids say. This.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Get drunk and the only thing that keeps going through your mind is how unbearable this is and how much you want to commit suicide.
  19. Originally posted by Malice Get drunk and the only thing that keeps going through your mind is how unbearable this is and how much you want to commit suicide.

    Nah I think that’s just you bro
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah, I didn’t mean it applies to everyone.

    Lowered inhibitions can bring out what you’re truly feeling/desiring.

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