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  1. Originally posted by Fox Paws Generally women don’t act based on logic and order, you’re gonna be holding your breath a long time on that one.

    My advice is, hang around in the dark somewhere smoking clove cigarettes

    wots ur advice for me

    did u see my "i got taken advantage again" thread?

    good plan, right?
  2. Originally posted by Enter wots ur advice for me

    did u see my "i got taken advantage again" thread?

    good plan, right?

    Yeah I saw but it was too long for me to get into it straight away. I didn’t post for a couple days now I’m catching up. I’ll read it in detail probably when I click all the other shorter threads in red in Latest Threads
  3. tell me if u think it'll work, i asked a bunch of ppl IRL and they said it would but dunno if they're just humoring me.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.

    Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.

    My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.

    Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*

    Anyway- stay tuned. Im sure Ill get a string of emotional texts back in the next 24 hours.

    That shit sounds extra stupid but now you have locked yourself into guaranteed feelzbadman. When you kissed the scars on her stomach you shoulda ate the pussy. Now this bitch gone leave you in suspense.
  5. Clutch it, nigga.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Look who just got 11 texts messages in a row...
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Paste em all.
  8. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Enter tell me if u think it'll work, i asked a bunch of ppl IRL and they said it would but dunno if they're just humoring me.

    It will work, but make sure you have your diet in order so you're not spinning your wheels yeah? You wanna drink, use 0 calorie mixer. Stay away from beer. Don't make the impulsive junk food decisions that we do when we're drunk and craving some greasy shit. What is your body fat percentage approximately? I assume you care more about looking ripped than gaining mass? Keep protein above 100g daily at the least, stay away from sugar and check out intermittent fasting. 3 months is not long to gain significant lean mass but it is enough to achieve noticeable body recomposition (slightly less fat, slightly more muscle = stay the same size but look more "defined").
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That shit sounds extra stupid but now you have locked yourself into guaranteed feelzbadman. When you kissed the scars on her stomach you shoulda ate the pussy. Now this bitch gone leave you in suspense.

    I dont think so. I was trying really hard not to freak her out too much. Dating feels like a whole new world since the last time I was in the game. Now if you get a blowjob from a drunk chick, youre a rapist or some shit. I just wanted her to feel safe and let her know that shes should feel sexy and desireable not all the stuff the ex has been trying to headfuck her with.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Paste em all.

    Im on a chromebook.... blah
  11. Originally posted by CASPER Look who just got 11 texts messages in a row…

    You called it.

    She’s playin yo ass harder than Yo-Yo Ma plays a fuckin string instrument
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I dont think so. I was trying really hard not to freak her out too much. Dating feels like a whole new world since the last time I was in the game. Now if you get a blowjob from a drunk chick, youre a rapist or some shit. I just wanted her to feel safe and let her know that shes should feel sexy and desireable not all the stuff the ex has been trying to headfuck her with.

    I can dig it, I guess being nice is a reward in ITSELF, and it sounds like you actually like her.



    But imagine that was your one shot to get the pussy.
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    There's vomit on my sweater already mom's spaghetti.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.

    Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.

    My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.

    Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*

    Anyway- stay tuned. Im sure Ill get a string of emotional texts back in the next 24 hours.



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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    "Going to read these all. I missed you today.

    hey you

    hey you?

    Been one long really bad day

    The equation hasn't changed. Its just complicated and im cowardly with things like
    calling the police. Always afraid he'll say or do something that will switch around
    the situation and my imagination places me being the one ending up in trouble. I get
    that's crazy but he definitely wraps my head up into quite a knot and its hard to know
    what is actually true and right.I guess my best answer to how I can spend the night in
    the same apartment as him is it's miserable and i avoid it at all costs. He does speak
    to me horribly and any time we're together im less happy than if im alone or with you.
    Being physically sick and then standing up for myself is proving to be very difficult.

    When shit got crazy over at work I was less of a strong willed landlady too

    Anyway whats up with you? Are you at work?

    Hello?

    That all sounded like a bunch of lame excuses and cop outs Im sure.

    Also Im at the end of another attack (her chronic condition) so im just all around more of a baby.
    lots of stomach problems, im sweaty af and not dopesick, legs hurt, depressed meh. I thought everything
    could be resolved well enouygh with him getting his own things out and getting the f out ASAP, then a
    restraining order would be in effectand id put up the barsand if he came back- then 911.

    *************************************************************************************************************************


    So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    I would ghost boy it fr.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER "Going to read these all. I missed you today.

    hey you

    hey you?

    Been one long really bad day

    The equation hasn't changed. Its just complicated and im cowardly with things like
    calling the police. Always afraid he'll say or do something that will switch around
    the situation and my imagination places me being the one ending up in trouble. I get
    that's crazy but he definitely wraps my head up into quite a knot and its hard to know
    what is actually true and right.I guess my best answer to how I can spend the night in
    the same apartment as him is it's miserable and i avoid it at all costs. He does speak
    to me horribly and any time we're together im less happy than if im alone or with you.
    Being physically sick and then standing up for myself is proving to be very difficult.

    When shit got crazy over at work I was less of a strong willed landlady too

    Anyway whats up with you? Are you at work?

    Hello?

    That all sounded like a bunch of lame excuses and cop outs Im sure.

    Also Im at the end of another attack (her chronic condition) so im just all around more of a baby.
    lots of stomach problems, im sweaty af and not dopesick, legs hurt, depressed meh. I thought everything
    could be resolved well enouygh with him getting his own things out and getting the f out ASAP, then a
    restraining order would be in effectand id put up the barsand if he came back- then 911.

    *************************************************************************************************************************


    So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.

    If you had eaten the pussy you would feel a little better.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I still may eat the pussy. Long as she shows me that planned parenthood paperwork. Aint tryna join the club. Like i said- maybe shes lying. Maybe she really is headfucked and doesnt know what to do. Its]d be nice if shit worked out, but its not gonna be the end of the world if it doesn't.
  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.

    Honestly, what are the odds the cops are going to believe a junkie like him over her? Simply by virtue of being an attractive woman they'll probably believe everything she says. Look up information on gender and arrests/convictions over domestic violence. Even when the man is the victim the majority of the time they either don't do anything or arrest him.

    That aside, how hard would it be to record what he's doing and show it to the police? Has this ever been brought up?

    I say dump her before she causes damage to your life and tender heart. At the very least bring up the point about recording it and see how she responds.
  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER "Going to read these all. I missed you today.

    hey you

    hey you?

    Been one long really bad day

    The equation hasn't changed. Its just complicated and im cowardly with things like
    calling the police. Always afraid he'll say or do something that will switch around
    the situation and my imagination places me being the one ending up in trouble. I get
    that's crazy but he definitely wraps my head up into quite a knot and its hard to know
    what is actually true and right.I guess my best answer to how I can spend the night in
    the same apartment as him is it's miserable and i avoid it at all costs. He does speak
    to me horribly and any time we're together im less happy than if im alone or with you.
    Being physically sick and then standing up for myself is proving to be very difficult.

    When shit got crazy over at work I was less of a strong willed landlady too

    Anyway whats up with you? Are you at work?

    Hello?

    That all sounded like a bunch of lame excuses and cop outs Im sure.

    Also Im at the end of another attack (her chronic condition) so im just all around more of a baby.
    lots of stomach problems, im sweaty af and not dopesick, legs hurt, depressed meh. I thought everything
    could be resolved well enouygh with him getting his own things out and getting the f out ASAP, then a
    restraining order would be in effectand id put up the barsand if he came back- then 911.

    *************************************************************************************************************************


    So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.



    Originally posted by RestStop I would ghost boy it fr.



    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH If you had eaten the pussy you would feel a little better.

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