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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I saw some people protesting outside of a Planned Parenthood near the place I'm going for my appointment with a psychiatrist and feel the urge to troll them.

    I'll need a loud bluetooth speaker to play "I Kill Children" by the Dead Kennedys, and two large signs with anti-natalist slogans on them.

    That location doesn't seem active enough for it to really be worth it, unfortunately.
  2. Originally posted by Zanick Cluster B's are exceptionally good at displaying a public mask, although this varies according to their overall intelligence and their skill at manipulation. The internet is a particularly fertile region for them to grow and maintain this persona. As a result, they will 'entrap' someone, usually an unsuspecting person with qualities that complement the B. Then, before they can notice their folly and protest, the cycle begins. By the time you've come out of it, you feel like less of a human being. You're afraid that they could suck you back in any time they'd like. That's their game: they make you feel vulnerable and weak like you're their prey. This is when the mask comes off. This is when you recognize how different they are in reality, as compared to the way they present themselves.

    I could google it, but what is a cluster b?
  3. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Zanick Cluster B's are exceptionally good at displaying a public mask, although this varies according to their overall intelligence and their skill at manipulation. The internet is a particularly fertile region for them to grow and maintain this persona. As a result, they will 'entrap' someone, usually an unsuspecting person with qualities that complement the B. Then, before they can notice their folly and protest, the cycle begins. By the time you've come out of it, you feel like less of a human being. You're afraid that they could suck you back in any time they'd like. That's their game: they make you feel vulnerable and weak like you're their prey. This is when the mask comes off. This is when you recognize how different they are in reality, as compared to the way they present themselves.

    Shoot that fucking bitch.
  4. Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum I could google it, but what is a cluster b?

    He’s referring to Cluster B personality disorders as described in the DSM-5. I believe they’re the narcissistic one, the antisocial one, a few others
  5. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Malice Fight me, you albino gorilla. I’ll judo slam you like I did the staff at the psych ward. I managed to pull it off after only having seen a Youtube video. I’m obviously a fighting genius and will obliterate you. I’m going to become known as a fighting genius.

    I meant giant slayer. Although, lil’ risir isn’t much of a giant.

    My fighting goal would be to beat the behemoth, CASPER, in a full force MMA match. My concern is that my tender heart would prevent me from unleashing my full potential due to not wanting up hurt him.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Cluster B's are exceptionally good at displaying a public mask, although this varies according to their overall intelligence and their skill at manipulation. The internet is a particularly fertile region for them to grow and maintain this persona. As a result, they will 'entrap' someone, usually an unsuspecting person with qualities that complement the B. Then, before they can notice their folly and protest, the cycle begins. By the time you've come out of it, you feel like less of a human being. You're afraid that they could suck you back in any time they'd like. That's their game: they make you feel vulnerable and weak like you're their prey. This is when the mask comes off. This is when you recognize how different they are in reality, as compared to the way they present themselves.

    Nigger stop googling about cluster b's. You realize a lot of cluster b people aren't intelligent masterminds looking to tear yo shit up.. just unwilling perpetuators of the same old cycles of behavior in an attempt to conform then rebel ad infinitum. And always slaves to their crazy emotions. It only gets really dangerous and out of hand when attractive people have these disorders. My nig.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nevermind you pretty much summed that up in the first sentence. Guys, Zanick is smarter than me.
  8. Zanick is one of the few users on this site that I’ll concede is within my intelligence bracket, or close to it.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jeremus Because you can truly believe you deserve to die but not have any desire to kill yourself.

    or just not have the balls

    Originally posted by Jeremus For example, I believe your whore mother deserves to die but I'm not going to hunt her down, even though it would be trivial.

    i wish you would coz i absolutely 100% agree that she does deserve to die. i'd do it myself but i don't feel she's worth the 15+ years of my life i'd probably lose doing that to what really is just a no good nasty fucking degenerate whore of a human being. i think you're probably more of a worthwhile human being than she is tbph.



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  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Malice I meant giant slayer. Although, lil’ risir isn’t much of a giant.

    My fighting goal would be to beat the behemoth, CASPER, in a full force MMA match. My concern is that my tender heart would prevent me from unleashing my full potential due to not wanting up hurt him.

    Lol. Wouldnt be hard right now My cardio is shit. And my muscle tone is shit. Six month of thyroid meds, quinoa, kale and some power walking and a nigga would be in trouble.

    Sometimes I look at what used to be my shoulders/traps in the mirror and im like "If you actually gave half a shit, you would be scary as fuck."

    My reach is a hair over 78". lol @ orangutan arms.
  11. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Zanick is one of the few users on this site that I’ll concede is within my intelligence bracket, or close to it.

    That's weird because I've never seen you do anything that demonstrates a particularly noteworthy intellect. I had you pegged more for being in my "bracket". Not that I'm saying you're stupid or anything, just that I haven't seen anything intelligent coming from you. 🤔🤔🤔
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS That's weird because I've never seen you do anything that demonstrates a particularly noteworthy intellect. I had you pegged more for being in my "bracket". Not that I'm saying you're stupid or anything, just that I haven't seen anything intelligent coming from you. 🤔🤔🤔

    i've noticed the average totse/zoklet user has a tendency to be of the 'know-it-all' persuasion, lol



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  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I changed my mind about the pace of the Japanese class, it's actually going too slow. I've already memorized all the hiragana, including the modifications and combinations (ka to ga, ha to pa, combos with yu ye yo) and now I'm close to memorizing the katakana and I haven't even tried that hard. Vocabulary is relatively easy as well.

    I guess I should focus more on grammar and maybe get started on kanji earlier.
  14. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Lol. Wouldnt be hard right now My cardio is shit. And my muscle tone is shit. Six month of thyroid meds, quinoa, kale and some power walking and a nigga would be in trouble.

    Sometimes I look at what used to be my shoulders/traps in the mirror and im like "If you actually gave half a shit, you would be scary as fuck."

    My reach is a hair over 78". lol @ orangutan arms.

    I could get you buff as fuck within a few months with my perfected program.
  15. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Fuck no. She's horrible. Very different in person than online or in a LDR, which is why I strongly advised against bipolar marrying this woman he's dated for less than 6 months and met irl only once. In person is where the real drama starts.

    Very happy with my current girlfriend.

    Yeah, well I can say the same. I definitely am glad shit didn't work out between us. You are a very manipulative person and it took me a while to realize that.

    What does it matter to you what 1337 does? or what I do for that matter? I've washed my hands of you.
  16. Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, well I can say the same. I definitely am glad shit didn't work out between us. You are a very manipulative person and it took me a while to realize that.

    What does it matter to you what 1337 does? or what I do for that matter? I've washed my hands of you.

    No hate when I say this - but if either of you want us to believe you’ve “washed your hands of each other” you have to stop replying when the other attack’s you. I know I’m a hypocrite. I still can’t help mouthing off to Bill Krozby, but I expect any day now all the wind in my sails of justice will just extinguish and I’ll become just like any other member here: Vaguely hostile with a dose of funny and a handful of darkness that can’t be explained.
  17. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Honestly §m£ÂgØL, what was up with you sending me PMs about fucked up schizophrenic symptoms a while back? Either you may legitimately suffer from a serious mental illness or you are extremely manipulative. Your constant trolling and lying definitely betrays something about your true nature.
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  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, hey, this is the move I managed to pull off in the psych ward. Harai goshi!

    https://youtu.be/1M0jd8vw1E4?t=1m3s

    I did it twice in quick succession and I think one of the guys there knew the name of the move I had used, although I don't know if it was this exact one, and said, "Two harai goshis!". It was a badass moment. Makes me want to give MMA a try. It would be great cardio and I want to fight people. Pulling off moves like this is really cool in fun, slamming in particular.

    Later on I may have overheard two of the female staff members, girls in their early to mid 20s (2 of them were kind of cute, 1 in particular), after one of the asked, "So what's the deal with Malice?" Towards the end she started saying some things related to Naruto, which probably stemmed from them having heard about what I did.

    I'm glad I didn't go full force because I could have faced serious assault charges if I had. It was a dumb move to use when surrounded anyway. The key to dealing with multiple opponents is to keep backpedaling and taking them on one at a time, and if you're ever surrounded you're immediate priority should be to break through them.
  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by MAL No hate when I say this - but if either of you want us to believe you’ve “washed your hands of each other” you have to stop replying when the other attack’s you. I know I’m a hypocrite. I still can’t help mouthing off to Bill Krozby, but I expect any day now all the wind in my sails of justice will just extinguish and I’ll become just like any other member here: Vaguely hostile with a dose of funny and a handful of darkness that can’t be explained.

    I agree, but when lies and just general bullshit are constantly posted by him, or just half truths, not to mention just this harping on what I am doing with someone else, like I'm doing some fucked thing to someone else. Oh, and up until recently I've still been getting fucked emails, and I'm being blamed for "death threats" being sent to him, which on everything I hod dear, I haven't.

    Personally, I don't care about the shit from him. You don't see me making childish remarks constantly toward him, or giving him shit unprovoked. That's how I've washed my hands, I just don't want anything to do with him, and have tried my damnedest to just move along. He holds a lot of past resentment, and well, I can't say he is not unjustified, but I've done all I can to acknowledge, apologize, and try, the best one can, to make up for those things. I'm just not going to constantly live being beat down by that shit, like he'd like me to, and I think that's why he is so pissed and upset all the time, toward me. He really should just move on, because all this shit just isn't healthy to hang onto resentment in one's heart like that, nor is living in the past, but that's whatever.
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  20. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    §m£ÂgØL she just made you look like a little bitch

    was this your plan all along, fuck her for fame and try to spin it into your own special Kardashian style of stardom?

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