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  1. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Holy shit I just tried to do stroke order while doodling.

    you're well on your way to being an international business man..


    Not
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NOT!
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    mmq did u see who stole my money last nite
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    bling prompted this:

    SPACE MONKEY DRINKING/DRUG GAME


    First, fill a bong up to normal level with alcohol of your choice. Beer is usually the go-to. For us, jeager was a good medium because it was only like 70 proof as opposed to some whiskeys and stuff, but we did use Kessler a few times. As many glasses as you have players. Have weed, at least 2 or 3 bottles of bundy-only syrup along with the little measuring cup. And then finally, at least a quarter to a half gram or so of speed or coke, depending on how many games are going to be played consecutively. Basically it goes like this….

    Each player takes their turn walking up to "Mission Control", wherein you take basically a shot of beer, flip your glass…. a little sippy of syrup, stand that on top of your upturned glass, and then a snapper on the bong.

    After the snapper is pulled through, you hold the smoke for a 10 count, and then say "SPACE MONKEY"

    You progressively make the bowls a little bit bigger and bigger, until someone coughs or otherwise fucks up the routine, at which point they become the aforementioned "SPACE MONKEY".

    After becoming designee, any other players or non-players in the vicinity should countdown "10…9…8…7…6…." and so on, until the end of the count,at which they yell "GODSPEED LITTLE BUDDY", and the monkey must "blast off" by drinking the syrup/beer shot, taking a bong rip, drinking the contents of the bong, and then snorting a prepared line of coke/speed.

    A brave soul can "jump in the cockpit" and take the fateful flight in place of the designee if it looks apparent that the monkey is in bad shape already, but in either case, once launch is achieved, all in the control room should congratulate each other, shake hands, calling each other "Doctor", and the game is over for the time being.
  5. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Mash you can not possibly be this retarded.

    Shottaballarockacolla
  6. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Wouldn't doubt it. I was looking forward to the international break, to have a break from the ache of watching blown leads to shit teams, and then USA goes and fails to qualify for the WC. Alas.

    I don't even watch football anymore cos I find it so fucking boring. Like the Liverpool - Utd game yesterday, watched 5 minutes and knew it was going to be a snoozefest
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by bling bling mmq did u see who stole my money last nite

    Yes
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie 3 MILLIGRAM Are you sure?

    I take up to 300 MICROGRAM to get high. 500mcg is already pushing it. Probably won't kill you but 1500mcg might.

    I dunno, I didn't press it


    that said, it was way, way above my tolerance level so a bad time was had by all
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I didn't press it


    that said, it was way, way above my tolerance level so a bad time was had by all

    nood

    At least you didn't die.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sophie nood

    At least you didn't die.




    yeah next time I'll eat 4
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by aldra


    yeah next time I'll eat 4

    bls no
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    seriously though fent seems to be a bit of a trend on the marketplaces, or has been for a while.

    I get that it's probably cheaper and easier to move because of the volume, but it's dangerous stuff to be offering to people who can't handle it and probably don't even know they can't handle it... just look at all the heat those overdeaths in canada brought
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Was watching Back to the Future on TBS. Change the channel at the end to Adult Swim, and it's American Dad, and Steve's future self is telling him some shit about saving their future or whatever. Weird.
  14. SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by reject I don't even watch football anymore cos I find it so fucking boring. Like the Liverpool - Utd game yesterday, watched 5 minutes and knew it was going to be a snoozefest

    Ya. The modern game seems to favor defensive play and over emphasize the counter attack. Leicester of all teams wons the premier league with this tactic (overjoyed for them btw not mad). Hopefully its just a trend in coaching and not a permanant shift in consciousnezz.
  15. Originally posted by SpatianHaigency Ya. The modern game seems to favor defensive play and over emphasize the counter attack. Leicester of all teams wons the premier league with this tactic (overjoyed for them btw not mad). Hopefully its just a trend in coaching and not a permanant shift in consciousnezz.

    We're in the post-Superstar she, there is so much talent on every team that it's impossible to play the old aggro styles where your attack focus on one guy who was better than everyone on the other team except maybe one guy.

    The skill gap has closed too much. Unless you are Messi, CR7, maybe Neymar or something, you are not going to get the same kind of offensive results as before.
  16. So you agree that this makes sportsball boring, but you still think Mayweather is the best boxer to ever grace the earth? fuckin lol what a hetero
  17. Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 So you agree that this makes sportsball boring, but you still think Mayweather is the best boxer to ever grace the earth? fuckin lol what a hetero

    I don't think it makes futbol boring at all. Again, I have no problem with technical play. If anything, it makes the explosive action moments even more impressive. We're just in an era of unprecedented skill amongst all teams, it just makes every score more impressive knowing one guy can't dick all over the game any more.

    Also, I don't think Mayweather is the best boxer ever. That would be the immortal Joe Louis.
  18. HTS highlight reel
    boku no pico
  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Damn, Mr. Lahey died.
  20. He was cool. I saw the Randy and Mr Lahey show when they came to Florida, it was fuckin dope.

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