2017-10-15 at 10:10 AM UTC
mmq did u see who stole my money last nite
2017-10-15 at 4:25 PM UTC
bling prompted this:
SPACE MONKEY DRINKING/DRUG GAME
First, fill a bong up to normal level with alcohol of your choice. Beer is usually the go-to. For us, jeager was a good medium because it was only like 70 proof as opposed to some whiskeys and stuff, but we did use Kessler a few times. As many glasses as you have players. Have weed, at least 2 or 3 bottles of bundy-only syrup along with the little measuring cup. And then finally, at least a quarter to a half gram or so of speed or coke, depending on how many games are going to be played consecutively. Basically it goes like this….
Each player takes their turn walking up to "Mission Control", wherein you take basically a shot of beer, flip your glass…. a little sippy of syrup, stand that on top of your upturned glass, and then a snapper on the bong.
After the snapper is pulled through, you hold the smoke for a 10 count, and then say "SPACE MONKEY"
You progressively make the bowls a little bit bigger and bigger, until someone coughs or otherwise fucks up the routine, at which point they become the aforementioned "SPACE MONKEY".
After becoming designee, any other players or non-players in the vicinity should countdown "10…9…8…7…6…." and so on, until the end of the count,at which they yell "GODSPEED LITTLE BUDDY", and the monkey must "blast off" by drinking the syrup/beer shot, taking a bong rip, drinking the contents of the bong, and then snorting a prepared line of coke/speed.
A brave soul can "jump in the cockpit" and take the fateful flight in place of the designee if it looks apparent that the monkey is in bad shape already, but in either case, once launch is achieved, all in the control room should congratulate each other, shake hands, calling each other "Doctor", and the game is over for the time being.
2017-10-16 at 12:49 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
seriously though fent seems to be a bit of a trend on the marketplaces, or has been for a while.
I get that it's probably cheaper and easier to move because of the volume, but it's dangerous stuff to be offering to people who can't handle it and probably don't even know they can't handle it... just look at all the heat those overdeaths in canada brought
2017-10-16 at 6:16 AM UTC
Was watching Back to the Future on TBS. Change the channel at the end to Adult Swim, and it's American Dad, and Steve's future self is telling him some shit about saving their future or whatever. Weird.
So you agree that this makes sportsball boring, but you still think Mayweather is the best boxer to ever grace the earth? fuckin lol what a hetero
2017-10-17 at 5:59 AM UTC
He was cool. I saw the Randy and Mr Lahey show when they came to Florida, it was fuckin dope.
