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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!
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2018-01-30 at 4:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Hell, I agree, but it’s completely inaccurate to claim I’m a retard. Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does. By that margin you are the most retarded person here. Everyone here knows it except you, regardless of your excuses and attempts to delude yourself.
re·tard·ed
rəˈtärdəd/Submit
adjective
adjective: retarded
datedoffensive
less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
informaloffensive
very foolish or stupid.
"in retrospect, it was a totally retarded idea"
re·tard
verb
past tense: retarded; past participle: retarded
riˈtärd/Submit
delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"his progress was retarded by his limp"
synonyms: delay, slow down, slow up, hold back, hold up, set back, postpone, put back, detain, decelerate; More
antonyms: accelerate
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2018-01-30 at 4:37 AM UTCMalice and Sploo, when will you guys meet up and 69?
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2018-01-30 at 5:09 AM UTChe means like a water enhancement
finally using that dongledong for something malfoy -
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2018-01-30 at 7:42 AM UTCthat's not actually his name though
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2018-01-30 at 7:54 AM UTCPlonko is sploo?
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2018-01-30 at 8:02 AM UTChonko! ;)
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2018-01-30 at 8:05 AM UTCPie rats
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2018-01-30 at 11:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice No, wait, do any of you also feel this way when excessively high. I remember my first time I got high off 15-20 mg in a MFLB knockoff. Definitely made me cough quite a bit and I hadn’t smoked in a day and s half.
Someone, reassure me, I could potentially become close to passable, yet off and eccentric, with years of therapy, right?
Have you ever personally known someone that was extremely fucked up like me and managed to turn their life around? I mean, the structured environment of college, the need to go out regularly, to speek, engage in work that requires some prolonged cognitive, to be around people, interact in a limited structured environment.
It basically seems to be potentially good hikikomori therapy when combined with a sufficient dose of Klonopin and Vyvanse, with cannabis taken at night.
In philosophy my introduction would be as follows: “Hello, my name is malice and my goals are to advance antinatalist philosophy and atificial intelligence so that we can finally put an end to all sentient life in existence and finally break the cycle of birth, needles suffering, and death.”
If I can show up to an Occupy Oakland rally that was planned to be a violent retribution for something the police had done a year before in a klu klux klan outfit and fuck with them well into a lifetime with the help of drugs I can surely muster the power of not giving a fuck to pull this off.
Who wants me to start a 4 chan thread series on my pitiful and blundrful attempt to recover from autistic hikikomori hood replete with videos of moments of this. At the very worse it could be an IRL Watamote. I would even be wiling to take suggestions from comments.
I’m not naive and socially inept enough to believe this is a good method for leaving a positive impression on others. I would still prefer to be largely alone, as I find the cat majority of human beings to be intolerable.
There could even eventually be a very first attempt at dating scene. Recall that I have never so much as held hands with anyone, am extremely misanthropic, have social experience except basic ones only until 7th grade and am now 27, 28 in few months, am an incredibly mentally ill massive fuckup, have barely spoken throughout my life, have agoraphobia and anthropophobia, a general fear of other people, barely even spoke or interacted with own family, literally became a hikikokori for years, spending at least 97% of my time indoors, at some points going multiple month long stretches without so much as stepping foot outside, suffering from mild PTSD, with severe depression and severe pervasive general and particularly social anxiety, the world feeling overly intense unless sedated.
My stats have the making of a potentially amusing internet series. I will prostate myself to the machine and allow the wonder of the internet to control me and guide my destiny, my true home, the eventual promised land when paired with gen 2 VR. Win or lose, everyone can laugh.
I believe you could become a member of society in some degree. You're not a space alien unable to communicate with earthlings. You suffer through the human condition with the rest of us and there is surely people out there who you share similarities with. There must be some sort of autism/agorophobic support group you could try out. Your therapist would know more. You could have a gf too i bet -
2018-01-30 at 11:19 AM UTCMalice should read into modern geopolitics, I suspect it'd lead him into a disastrolarious downward spiral
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2018-01-30 at 11:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice No, wait, do any of you also feel this way when excessively high. I remember my first time I got high off 15-20 mg in a MFLB knockoff. Definitely made me cough quite a bit and I hadn’t smoked in a day and s half.
Someone, reassure me, I could potentially become close to passable, yet off and eccentric, with years of therapy, right?
Have you ever personally known someone that was extremely fucked up like me and managed to turn their life around? I mean, the structured environment of college, the need to go out regularly, to speek, engage in work that requires some prolonged cognitive, to be around people, interact in a limited structured environment.
It basically seems to be potentially good hikikomori therapy when combined with a sufficient dose of Klonopin and Vyvanse, with cannabis taken at night.
In philosophy my introduction would be as follows: “Hello, my name is malice and my goals are to advance antinatalist philosophy and atificial intelligence so that we can finally put an end to all sentient life in existence and finally break the cycle of birth, needles suffering, and death.”
If I can show up to an Occupy Oakland rally that was planned to be a violent retribution for something the police had done a year before in a klu klux klan outfit and fuck with them well into a lifetime with the help of drugs I can surely muster the power of not giving a fuck to pull this off.
Who wants me to start a 4 chan thread series on my pitiful and blundrful attempt to recover from autistic hikikomori hood replete with videos of moments of this. At the very worse it could be an IRL Watamote. I would even be wiling to take suggestions from comments.
I’m not naive and socially inept enough to believe this is a good method for leaving a positive impression on others. I would still prefer to be largely alone, as I find the cat majority of human beings to be intolerable.
There could even eventually be a very first attempt at dating scene. Recall that I have never so much as held hands with anyone, am extremely misanthropic, have social experience except basic ones only until 7th grade and am now 27, 28 in few months, am an incredibly mentally ill massive fuckup, have barely spoken throughout my life, have agoraphobia and anthropophobia, a general fear of other people, barely even spoke or interacted with own family, literally became a hikikokori for years, spending at least 97% of my time indoors, at some points going multiple month long stretches without so much as stepping foot outside, suffering from mild PTSD, with severe depression and severe pervasive general and particularly social anxiety, the world feeling overly intense unless sedated.
My stats have the making of a potentially amusing internet series. I will prostate myself to the machine and allow the wonder of the internet to control me and guide my destiny, my true home, the eventual promised land when paired with gen 2 VR. Win or lose, everyone can laugh.
I know I'm not perfect, but I've been in your position of venturing out into the "real world" after years of total isolation before. You can do it, malice, but the first few years will be rocky.
There's one piece of advice you should know, though. Something that I couldn't have done without. And that's
"Honey I fixed it! It was just vapor lock!"
Oops, hey, look, I gotta run. Remember what I told you. -
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