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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i just informed lanny that i will murder his whole family if he doesn't change it back again.



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  2. bling bling Dark Matter
  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    wont baccy but dont ont to spend last tener
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yall niggas trippin, I don't see anything...
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    "Wealthy" is kind of a relative term. I feel wealthy as fuck right now because my cost of living is almost nothing, and I can go out and buy $200-300 worth of stupid shit every day, and still be up +$300-500 or so at the end of the day.

    Granted Falco might just have a different way of thinking, but whenever Ive been in a good place financially, I spread it around. Buying steam games and free droogs and birthday presents for you niggas. Stuff for family. Buying new shoes, clothes, backpacks and food, etc- for homeless people. I always thought it was weird nigga wouldnt pull a boss move and paypal $1000 like "Enjoy your new video card faggit. IM RICH BITCH."

    That said, he did spot the fake AP pretty quickly- which would suggest he knows shit about watches. My friend and I had never even heard of that brand. He still calls it an "Audubon Pigeon" .

    In any case- none of that really matters. Hes still the ace boon coon around here.

    Im also a gigantic fibber, but moreso that i might embellish something that actually happened, or claim credit for something that I was tangentially involved with. For example, when someone said that the coke lindsey lohan got caught with was his coke, that was only partially true. He did not HAND it to her, but simply gave it to her assistant. And the coke did not in fact belong to him, because he grabbed it from his nigga.
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  6. Been so out of it lately
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Benzo out of it lately
  8. Originally posted by CASPER "Wealthy" is kind of a relative term. I feel wealthy as fuck right now because my cost of living is almost nothing, and I can go out and buy $200-300 worth of stupid shit every day, and still be up +$300-500 or so at the end of the day.

    Granted Falco might just have a different way of thinking, but whenever Ive been in a good place financially, I spread it around. Buying steam games and free droogs and birthday presents for you niggas. Stuff for family. Buying new shoes, clothes, backpacks and food, etc- for homeless people. I always thought it was weird nigga wouldnt pull a boss move and paypal $1000 like "Enjoy your new video card faggit. IM RICH BITCH."

    That's how you end up like MC Hammer. Just save your shit. Build up. I'm very magnanimous and I donate a LOT of money to Effective Altruism charities as well as some of my own stuff (communal dinners in Pakistan, called a "lungar". I feed 1000 people every Thursday). But living nigger rich is just dumb.

    My material desires are very limited too. Currently I can play videogames, binge watch movies and TV shows, dick around on the internet, play sports, do motorsports etc, and that's all I really want.
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    cheese meat tank

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  10. bling bling Dark Matter
    5 dolla ever ban son rack it yp
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery cheese meat tank

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "meat"!

    Heh. 4-1
  12. Originally posted by Kolokol-1 One of my family members somehow managed to turn his answering machine message into a fucking Dennys satisfaction survey, so now any time anyone calls him it asks the caller to take the survey and nobody can leave messages. This is a galaxy s4 and i can't for the life of me figure out how he did it or how to reverse it. Any ideas?

    the low level Verizon employees couldn't figure it out either, apparently he had somehow set his call forwarding (or something like that) to the number for the Dennys survey.

    I didn't even know you could do that.
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    cont i just cry on cam adn lisen to killers
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by bling bling cont i just cry on cam adn lisen to killers

    You do you, boo boo.
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    all this things that ive don
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's how you end up like MC Hammer. Just save your shit. Build up. I'm very magnanimous and I donate a LOT of money to Effective Altruism charities as well as some of my own stuff (communal dinners in Pakistan, called a "lungar". I feed 1000 people every Thursday). But living nigger rich is just dumb.

    My material desires are very limited too. Currently I can play videogames, binge watch movies and TV shows, dick around on the internet, play sports, do motorsports etc, and that's all I really want.

    you ain't rich tho. you showed us a bank statement, all it had in it was a mil and a half, that ain't fuck all these days. you couldn't even buy a proper rich persons house with that. most middle class people are worth that by the time you add up the value of their house, car, possessions and savings etc.

    and you reckon you got that from selling a company? what's that company worth now?



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  17. He had several million in the screenshot. What the fuck is with your memory dude?
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i remember seeing about 1.5 mil on the one i saw.

    even 3 mil, that being dollars as well, he's hardly donald trump. so nothing to brag about.



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  19. bling bling Dark Matter
  20. I think all the bad vibes we see in society are the results of disrespecting LSD. It's not a chemical. It's a spiritual connection between atoms. Chemical bonds don't exist and were invented by the powers at be to hide the true nature of LSD that holds our world together. Acid is the glue of the universe and it knows that.

    So when someone disrespects LSD by doing something like tripping on the weekend for fun, it offends me tremendously. I think it's so irresponsible of them to treat that experience as for fun when what they are doing has the potential to literally rip the fabric of our modern society to shreds at it's core. Each time you take LSD for fun you are risking the death of every living creature in the entire multiverse. Lucy is easily offended, and hell have no fury like her wrath when she is faced with insubordination. Many innocent lives will be caught up in her storm of rage and it will be your fault.

    So next time you should think twice about doing LSD for fun, and maybe just drink alcohol and do coke instead.

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