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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's a variation of an old joke, which was about booze.

    Booze and stopping don't go together though.
  2. So I replaced booze with booze
  3. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'll never grow old

    I would be a shit great grand father
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Just received my latest knife order, a mini kwaiken, a key-bar and some oil (in a syringe for some reason). The guy gave me a goddamn metal business card, will post photos in a minute
  5. nots like your gonna do shit with it faggot
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by just one more mongol nots like your gonna do shit with it faggot

    what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?


  7. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?



    Stab me faggit

    See wut happens
  8. Originally posted by aldra what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?



    use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder
  9. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by just one more mongol use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder

    Tramadol lol
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mashlehash Stab me faggit

    See wut happens

    I know what happens, one of us gets an erection then it's super awkward

    Originally posted by just one more mongol use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder

    kek, when I get around to offing myself I'd rather it not be super painful
  11. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by aldra I know what happens, one of us gets an erection then it's super awkward

    It's not a bad thing, baby.
  12. Never waste an erection
  13. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Never waste an erection

    I usually beat off. Thanks
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat You precums like a Clydesdale.



    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I wasted $240 on some dances last night including a thru Tha pants handjob from a Xanned out mother of 3 but I just found out my credit card gave me $100 in rewards and I'm going to cash in my change jar so this never happened.



    Originally posted by Wick Sweat So $750 wasted on fake affection in then last 6 weeks but still a more sound decision than flying hydro out

    Youre on a fucking roll my dude.

    Oh yeah...I found my hippie guy again. Hit me up if youre so inclined
  15. Originally posted by mashlehash I usually beat off. Thanks

  16. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ur onna rolling fuck
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    How much would an entire prescription pad be worth?
  18. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    About five years.
  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    I like that his head bobs in time
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. Originally posted by CASPER How much would an entire prescription pad be worth?

    Depends how retarded the buyer is and whether or not it has DEA numbers on it. Probably not much though honestly.

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