The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

1. 2017-11-06 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #2881
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's a variation of an old joke, which was about booze.

   
   Booze and stopping don't go together though.
2. 2017-11-06 at 9:36 PM UTC

   #2882
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So I replaced booze with booze
3. 2017-11-06 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #2883
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   I'll never grow old
   
   I would be a shit great grand father
4. 2017-11-07 at 2:19 AM UTC

   #2884
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   Just received my latest knife order, a mini kwaiken, a key-bar and some oil (in a syringe for some reason). The guy gave me a goddamn metal business card, will post photos in a minute
5. 2017-11-07 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #2885
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   nots like your gonna do shit with it faggot
6. 2017-11-07 at 3:17 AM UTC

   #2886
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by just one more mongol nots like your gonna do shit with it faggot

   
   what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?
   
   
   
7. 2017-11-07 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #2887
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by aldra what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?
   
   
   

   
   Stab me faggit
   
   See wut happens
8. 2017-11-07 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #2888
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra what the fuck would I do with a metal business card?
   
   
   

   
   use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder
9. 2017-11-07 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #2889
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by just one more mongol use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder

   
   Tramadol lol
10. 2017-11-07 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #2890
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mashlehash Stab me faggit
    
    See wut happens

    
    I know what happens, one of us gets an erection then it's super awkward
    
    

    Originally posted by just one more mongol use the card to cut up lines of tramadol and then mix it with the glue syringe to shoot the powder

    
    kek, when I get around to offing myself I'd rather it not be super painful
11. 2017-11-07 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #2891
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by aldra I know what happens, one of us gets an erection then it's super awkward

    
    It's not a bad thing, baby.
12. 2017-11-07 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #2892
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Never waste an erection
13. 2017-11-07 at 3:49 AM UTC

    #2893
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Never waste an erection

    
    I usually beat off. Thanks
14. 2017-11-07 at 4:24 AM UTC

    #2894
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat You precums like a Clydesdale.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat I wasted $240 on some dances last night including a thru Tha pants handjob from a Xanned out mother of 3 but I just found out my credit card gave me $100 in rewards and I'm going to cash in my change jar so this never happened.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Wick Sweat So $750 wasted on fake affection in then last 6 weeks but still a more sound decision than flying hydro out

    
    Youre on a fucking roll my dude.
    
    Oh yeah...I found my hippie guy again. Hit me up if youre so inclined
15. 2017-11-07 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #2895
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I usually beat off. Thanks

    
    
16. 2017-11-07 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #2896
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ur onna rolling fuck
17. 2017-11-07 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #2897
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    How much would an entire prescription pad be worth?
18. 2017-11-07 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #2898
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    About five years.
19. 2017-11-07 at 4:48 AM UTC

    #2899
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix

    
    I like that his head bobs in time
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
20. 2017-11-07 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #2900
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER How much would an entire prescription pad be worth?

    
    Depends how retarded the buyer is and whether or not it has DEA numbers on it. Probably not much though honestly.