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The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    what are all of the different colored speckles in goatman's asshole?
  2. I spent way more time looking for speckles than I'd have liked.
  3. did u find them

    zooming in helps
  4. maybe it means he has colon cancer

    maybe it's lube and light refracting off it

    maybe we'll never know, it may always be a mystery
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    I just want you to know that I love you all. Whenever you are grieving I am here. Whenever you are happy, I watch from afar. Whenever you die, I am silently weeping at your funeral. For you see, I am the beta and omega. The beginning and the end. skrt skrt skrt.
  6. Originally posted by hydromorphone It's a nice one. I spent like $125 for it a few years back to give to my dad for Christmas. BEst Christmas gifthe said he ever got, he loved it quite a bit. Saved my dad and my own ass a few times when we had car trouble. Pretty sad though someone would hold something so sentimental over my head, when it was given to hold out of trust, love, and hoping it would do him the same as it'd done us all those years, in the event of an emergency. lol it's not even like I did anything wrong to deserve that sort of treatment. Just shows the character of the person. lol Hell, he's got like over 500$ worth of shit I gave him for his birthday, including my son's $300 ukulele I left for him to play around with since he said he wanted to learn, and figured he could play with that until he got strings for the guitar I gave him. lol he said for over a month he'd send ALL of it back when I all cared about was my dad's leatherman. Real piece of work, that one. He doesn't even know what a good knife/multi-tool is.

    If you put a price on it, I'll buy it from you, PoC, since all you care about is money.

    If he does give it to you, I hope it serves you well, and the offer to buying it back remains open.

    It's not about money, its about me being a petty asshole. You said all I care about is hurting people, right? Then how can I have any cares left to expend on money? You got it right the first time, I'm a mean, shallow little asshole who likes to spread misery. If I was that money hungry I would have sold your instruments by now and bothered you about the $50 you said you were going to reimburse me for that phone card and money transfer but I don't give a fuck about it. You lying about me being a fucking pedophile and then trying to frame me for the death threats bullshit is when I lost the last shred of a fuck I had to give about you. Every bad thing I've ever said about you has been based on factual events, not outright defamatory lies and ridiculous speculation like you've come at me with so stop lecturing me about honor and dignity when you don't have any yourself.
  7. faggot
  8. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
  9. SOLD, to the brown man in silk.
  10. ~current substances~

    2 mg etizolam, and edible, a bunch of smoked weed
  11. Originally posted by greenplastic ~current substances~

    2 mg etizolam, and edible, a bunch of smoked weed

    kill yourself NOW
  12. Dude give him some time he just got here.

    Greenplastic, kill yourself tomorrow.
  13. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I have hydro's deceased father's buck knife. 5" or so with a fish hook. Good grip. I'm starting the bidding at $75, priority shipping included.

    Wow. You really are a piece of work.

    You know why I gave you that? I gave it to you because before my father died, he really did love you, and accepted you as part of our family. He talked about you a lot, and never had a bad thing to say about you, and anything you want to say about me, or Fucktard, or even my grandmother, my father never did anything, but be kind, generous and good to you. Even then you have gone on to shit on him, saying some down right awful things. I don't even know why, and there certainly was no justification to shit on the memory of a dead man that did nothing but welcome you into his family and show you kindness, even if you dislike, even hate his daughter. Before he died he'd mentioned getting you a Christmas gift. He was excited and asked often about when you were coming back to visit, which was a pretty rare thing, considering he was an exceptionally antisocial person. That's why. I thought you'd understand and appreciate the importance, and if not for me, just for the sake of decency, and the fact my father was a good person to you, and did care about you.

    Since it means nothing to you, and you're offering it up, I'll tell you what, I'll buy it back from you. You want $75? Give me a couple weeks, and I'll drop it into your paypal account. That knife wasn't as sentimental to me as the leatherman, but still, it was his, and if you'd shit on him, then yeah, I would rather buy it back from you, since I really don't have all that much to remember him by. I don't even have his ashes anymore.

    Not terribly surprised. I've seen for a little while now, and been reminded just recently of your character. As much as I would like to see, and have tried to see you a decent person, you continue to show yourself for the manipulative, user of a person you are. A spineless and shallow person, unfortunately.
  14. Panthrax Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Wow. You really are a piece of work.

    You know why I gave you that? I gave it to you because before my father died, he really did love you, and accepted you as part of our family. He talked about you a lot, and never had a bad thing to say about you, and anything you want to say about me, or Fucktard, or even my grandmother, my father never did anything, but be kind, generous and good to you. Even then you have gone on to shit on him, saying some down right awful things. I don't even know why, and there certainly was no justification to shit on the memory of a dead man that did nothing but welcome you into his family and show you kindness, even if you dislike, even hate his daughter. Before he died he'd mentioned getting you a Christmas gift. He was excited and asked often about when you were coming back to visit, which was a pretty rare thing, considering he was an exceptionally antisocial person. That's why. I thought you'd understand and appreciate the importance, and if not for me, just for the sake of decency, and the fact my father was a good person to you, and did care about you.

    Since it means nothing to you, and you're offering it up, I'll tell you what, I'll buy it back from you. You want $75? Give me a couple weeks, and I'll drop it into your paypal account. That knife wasn't as sentimental to me as the leatherman, but still, it was his, and if you'd shit on him, then yeah, I would rather buy it back from you, since I really don't have all that much to remember him by. I don't even have his ashes anymore.

    Not terribly surprised. I've seen for a little while now, and been reminded just recently of your character. As much as I would like to see, and have tried to see you a decent person, you continue to show yourself for the manipulative, user of a person you are. A spineless and shallow person, unfortunately.

  15. The liquor lets me see it clearly
  16. Originally posted by hydromorphone Wow. You really are a piece of work.

    You know why I gave you that? I gave it to you because before my father died, he really did love you, and accepted you as part of our family. He talked about you a lot, and never had a bad thing to say about you, and anything you want to say about me, or Fucktard, or even my grandmother, my father never did anything, but be kind, generous and good to you. Even then you have gone on to shit on him, saying some down right awful things. I don't even know why, and there certainly was no justification to shit on the memory of a dead man that did nothing but welcome you into his family and show you kindness, even if you dislike, even hate his daughter. Before he died he'd mentioned getting you a Christmas gift. He was excited and asked often about when you were coming back to visit, which was a pretty rare thing, considering he was an exceptionally antisocial person. That's why. I thought you'd understand and appreciate the importance, and if not for me, just for the sake of decency, and the fact my father was a good person to you, and did care about you.

    Since it means nothing to you, and you're offering it up, I'll tell you what, I'll buy it back from you. You want $75? Give me a couple weeks, and I'll drop it into your paypal account. That knife wasn't as sentimental to me as the leatherman, but still, it was his, and if you'd shit on him, then yeah, I would rather buy it back from you, since I really don't have all that much to remember him by. I don't even have his ashes anymore.

    Not terribly surprised. I've seen for a little while now, and been reminded just recently of your character. As much as I would like to see, and have tried to see you a decent person, you continue to show yourself for the manipulative, user of a person you are. A spineless and shallow person, unfortunately.

    D-d-d-d-doIhearahundred? Onnneehndreddollars, oneoneoneone oneeeehundred dollaaarsss
  17. starboy * * *

    he had lots of treats *^*^*^

    it's really neat why won't you please take a seat *^?*^?*^?

    its the seat made of wheat where i beat my meat like a cheddar bundy on the 19th august of the overmmedicated manlet raymond

    that was such a great day to be gay

    the history books would say

    ACDC 0019

    steal yo kidneys huff yo spleen

    it is my real honest dream
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, the microwaves
  19. ^ Can I get b& for a day?

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