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2017-07-31 at 2:03 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 2:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon I make my girlfriend breakfast on weekends sometimes. She's still asleep right now and I'm going to make her French toast today. A couple weeks ago, I made her eggs Benedict with sausages and tea.
lol, just jumped to the end of the thread and missed this. My nigga. -
2017-07-31 at 3:03 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 3:15 AM UTCI think you're a low, coward.
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2017-07-31 at 3:16 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 3:19 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 4:12 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 4:18 AM UTCnova lox? wtf?
NO.
NINE scrambled eggs, littered with cheese, made into a ball of scrambled eggs obviously, 4 pieces of toast of your choice to place the eggs upon.
that's all you fuckers need
MH GOD! It makes me angrhy when people don't want scrambled eggs. Are you DENSE?????????????????? "no I like to eat my baby chikity RAW'. very rude. it's a babby, SCRAMBLE IT FIRST.
Captin fuck I don't eat pork, oh mhy gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
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2017-07-31 at 4:55 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 5:08 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 7:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader are … are you jedi ????
moeslem ???
no. im a christian, and i obey the levitical laws about diet (and everything for that matter, from tithing to annual sabbaths).
either way, thats irrelevant. my religious views dont change the fact that pigs are atrociously disgusting animals. literally no other livestock animals come close to them in the gross department except maybe chickens, but they're the dumbest of them all hands down, so chickens get dirty purely because theyre too stupid to know otherwise. theyre actually pretty clean animals; they preen their feathers, bathe, and if they can help it will lay/roost in clean bedding.
pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 7:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice And to think that in the past it was the exact inverse.
Entitled hos these days. And pussy whipped feminized leftists as well.
It's nice to cook for other people, a reason to put a bit more effort into it and having someone appreciate your cooking is a simple but satisfying kind of pleasure.
Also I've never dated a girl who was a better cook than me so there's a secondary motive there too. -
2017-07-31 at 12:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote no. im a christian, and i obey the levitical laws about diet (and everything for that matter, from tithing to annual sabbaths).
either way, thats irrelevant. my religious views dont change the fact that pigs are atrociously disgusting animals. literally no other livestock animals come close to them in the gross department except maybe chickens, but they're the dumbest of them all hands down, so chickens get dirty purely because theyre too stupid to know otherwise. theyre actually pretty clean animals; they preen their feathers, bathe, and if they can help it will lay/roost in clean bedding.
pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.
Good post! Sums up my feelings pretty succinctly. Pigs are really very disgusting, they're just loathsome creatures.
Although clean bebby piggehz are cute af
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2017-07-31 at 2:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.
a] thats why we clean and cook them.
b] that only happens in captivity. wild pigs are relativity clean.
c] if you know your kind are to be born and raised to be killed [or slaughtered according to kosher laws] on your 25th birthday you would too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-31 at 3:58 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-31 at 5:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader b] that only happens in captivity. wild pigs are relativity clean.
false. where i live in C.Florida wild pigs are considered a nuisance animal and can be...and are actually government-encouraged to be...killed all year around. that being said, ive seen literally countless wild pigs killed/captured and its only a handful that ive seen that didnt stink or werent covered in caked-on foul smelling shit-like substances.
one practice for live-caught ones that are to be eaten is they are kept in captivity and fed civilized foods to take the disgusting flavor out of their meat.
one example of nasty fucking pigs, a few years ago there was a flock...herd...whatthefuckever groups of them are called...ruining residential property near the airport. a kindly old geriatric who lived in a high-population density neighborhood had property that butted right up against the wooded jungle up against the airport. the wild pigs would bore under the fence to get into his yard or simply by-pass the fence, going through the neighbors yard(s), then come onto his property to dig up his various landscaping plants or manicured lawn. (Ive literally seen him cutting grass with scissors) The geriatric asked some of the people he knew who were firearms-familiar to help with the problem. One night there were two of the wild pigs that had just come through the already existing tunnel under his wood fence. One pig was shot and killed...the other escaped. The dead one was quickly picked up, tossed into a trash can, then everyone involved hauled ass to escape before the cops showed up. (The escape was a precaution since the local cops knew the situation and unless someone was being totally-dick with the shooting...as in letting bullets go into peoples houses, or using a loud semi-auto and being ridiculous with the number of rounds fired...the cops wouldnt bother the pig-shooters. this probably had to do with there are a handful of cops that live in that neighborhood whos yards were being raped as well.)
The point of this short-story-made-long is this particular wild pig that was shot, weighing maybe 80 pounds, that was picked up and carried to the trash can, was not only covered in the previously mention ass-smelling-funkery, but the gloves worn by one of the dead-pig carry-ers picked up suck a horrendous stench that they had to be thrown into the garbage, never to be worn again. Trash pickup day was still a couple of days away and just one day after the carcass was dumped the rotting smell was deplorable. Worse than any normal rotting animal should smell like...no matter how long it had been rotting.
