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Your ideal breakfast.

  1. #81
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Pro Tip: Girlfriends don't have a dick.

    Glad you arrived at that conclusion after many hours of research in Thailand
  2. #82
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I make my girlfriend breakfast on weekends sometimes. She's still asleep right now and I'm going to make her French toast today. A couple weeks ago, I made her eggs Benedict with sausages and tea.

    lol, just jumped to the end of the thread and missed this. My nigga.
  3. #83
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon

    I am glad you tried for this thread.

    Sometimes I'm an omelet man, sometimes I prefer a burrito, and sometimes I enjoy a decadent piece by piece breakfast.

    I think my ideal breakfast would have to be Eggs Benedict.
  4. #84
    Originally posted by Lanny lol, just jumped to the end of the thread and missed this. My nigga.

    ???
  5. #85
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ???

    You don't know conversate who when?
  6. #86
    Originally posted by mashlehash You don't know conversate who when?

    I'm hi
  7. #87
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I think you're a low, coward.
  8. #88
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon ???

    I said the almost same thing, I love eggs benedict but I usually only make it for my girlfriend because it's a lot of work.
  9. #89
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Lanny I said the almost same thing, I love eggs benedict but I usually only make it for my girlfriend because it's a lot of work.

    You have me. You have us.
  10. #90
    Originally posted by Lanny I said the almost same thing, I love eggs benedict but I usually only make it for my girlfriend because it's a lot of work.

    Oh haha yeah I pull out some great breakfasts to impress man, sure fire way to get a second or third stab with ease.
  11. #91
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny Nova lox benedict is the ultimate breakfast. It takes so much fucking effort to make though, only really do it when trying to impress a ho

    And to think that in the past it was the exact inverse.

    Entitled hos these days. And pussy whipped feminized leftists as well.
  12. #92
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    nova lox? wtf?

    NO.

    NINE scrambled eggs, littered with cheese, made into a ball of scrambled eggs obviously, 4 pieces of toast of your choice to place the eggs upon.

    that's all you fuckers need


    MH GOD! It makes me angrhy when people don't want scrambled eggs. Are you DENSE?????????????????? "no I like to eat my baby chikity RAW'. very rude. it's a babby, SCRAMBLE IT FIRST.

    Captin fuck I don't eat pork, oh mhy gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

    its angering me.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Glad you arrived at that conclusion after many hours of research in Thailand

    Is Thailand where you buy your young boys?
  14. #94
    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar Is Thailand where you buy your young boys?

    Just where I know you sampled the ladyboys
  15. #95
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader are … are you jedi ????

    moeslem ???

    no. im a christian, and i obey the levitical laws about diet (and everything for that matter, from tithing to annual sabbaths).

    either way, thats irrelevant. my religious views dont change the fact that pigs are atrociously disgusting animals. literally no other livestock animals come close to them in the gross department except maybe chickens, but they're the dumbest of them all hands down, so chickens get dirty purely because theyre too stupid to know otherwise. theyre actually pretty clean animals; they preen their feathers, bathe, and if they can help it will lay/roost in clean bedding.

    pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.
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  16. #96
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Malice And to think that in the past it was the exact inverse.

    Entitled hos these days. And pussy whipped feminized leftists as well.

    It's nice to cook for other people, a reason to put a bit more effort into it and having someone appreciate your cooking is a simple but satisfying kind of pleasure.

    Also I've never dated a girl who was a better cook than me so there's a secondary motive there too.
  17. #97
    Originally posted by cerakote no. im a christian, and i obey the levitical laws about diet (and everything for that matter, from tithing to annual sabbaths).

    either way, thats irrelevant. my religious views dont change the fact that pigs are atrociously disgusting animals. literally no other livestock animals come close to them in the gross department except maybe chickens, but they're the dumbest of them all hands down, so chickens get dirty purely because theyre too stupid to know otherwise. theyre actually pretty clean animals; they preen their feathers, bathe, and if they can help it will lay/roost in clean bedding.

    pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.

    Good post! Sums up my feelings pretty succinctly. Pigs are really very disgusting, they're just loathsome creatures.

    Although clean bebby piggehz are cute af

  18. #98
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by cerakote pigs are way more intelligent than chickens though, moreso than dogs or cats, and so their filthiness is because they choose and prefer that.

    a] thats why we clean and cook them.

    b] that only happens in captivity. wild pigs are relativity clean.

    c] if you know your kind are to be born and raised to be killed [or slaughtered according to kosher laws] on your 25th birthday you would too.
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  19. #99
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Just where I know you sampled the ladyboys

    Do you enjoy imagined fictional situations about people you've no knowledge of?
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  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader b] that only happens in captivity. wild pigs are relativity clean.

    false. where i live in C.Florida wild pigs are considered a nuisance animal and can be...and are actually government-encouraged to be...killed all year around. that being said, ive seen literally countless wild pigs killed/captured and its only a handful that ive seen that didnt stink or werent covered in caked-on foul smelling shit-like substances.


    one practice for live-caught ones that are to be eaten is they are kept in captivity and fed civilized foods to take the disgusting flavor out of their meat.

    one example of nasty fucking pigs, a few years ago there was a flock...herd...whatthefuckever groups of them are called...ruining residential property near the airport. a kindly old geriatric who lived in a high-population density neighborhood had property that butted right up against the wooded jungle up against the airport. the wild pigs would bore under the fence to get into his yard or simply by-pass the fence, going through the neighbors yard(s), then come onto his property to dig up his various landscaping plants or manicured lawn. (Ive literally seen him cutting grass with scissors) The geriatric asked some of the people he knew who were firearms-familiar to help with the problem. One night there were two of the wild pigs that had just come through the already existing tunnel under his wood fence. One pig was shot and killed...the other escaped. The dead one was quickly picked up, tossed into a trash can, then everyone involved hauled ass to escape before the cops showed up. (The escape was a precaution since the local cops knew the situation and unless someone was being totally-dick with the shooting...as in letting bullets go into peoples houses, or using a loud semi-auto and being ridiculous with the number of rounds fired...the cops wouldnt bother the pig-shooters. this probably had to do with there are a handful of cops that live in that neighborhood whos yards were being raped as well.)

    The point of this short-story-made-long is this particular wild pig that was shot, weighing maybe 80 pounds, that was picked up and carried to the trash can, was not only covered in the previously mention ass-smelling-funkery, but the gloves worn by one of the dead-pig carry-ers picked up suck a horrendous stench that they had to be thrown into the garbage, never to be worn again. Trash pickup day was still a couple of days away and just one day after the carcass was dumped the rotting smell was deplorable. Worse than any normal rotting animal should smell like...no matter how long it had been rotting.
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