Your ideal breakfast.

1. 2017-08-14 at 11:30 PM UTC

   #161
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ You've also smoked capitalist cigs your whole life. That cancels out the good work you were doing with the not eating lunch.

   
   There's no real proof tobacco use is harmful. In any event, because my system is literally saturated in non-capitalist cannabinoids, there's minimal chance it could do any damage, even if it were.
2. 2017-08-14 at 11:55 PM UTC

   #162
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no real proof tobacco use is harmful.

   
   Blasted barnacles! You win again.
3. 2017-08-15 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #163
   

   DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
   A big ol omelette, with green peppers, onions, cheddar cheese, and meaty bits.
   
   Oatmeal or a waffle, both with fresh fruit.
   
   Sausages (ideally venison or caribou)
   
   A big glass of skim milk
4. 2017-08-15 at 12:56 AM UTC

   #164
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I haven't eaten breakfast in 20 odd years, I don't really eat before 4pm earliest
5. 2017-08-15 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #165
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Ya'll never tried bacon until you shove a pole up a pigs ass and spit roast it.
6. 2017-08-15 at 11:43 AM UTC

   #166
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mashlehash Ya'll never tried bacon until you shove a pole up a pigs ass and spit roast it.

   
   That is not and never will be bacon.
7. 2017-08-15 at 12:11 PM UTC

   #167
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   I have a penis flavored sausage with a juicy cream filling for anyone with a really big appetite.
8. 2017-08-15 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #168
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's no real proof tobacco use is harmful.

   
   You are mentally retarded.
9. 2017-08-15 at 2:24 PM UTC

   #169
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock I have a penis flavored sausage with a juicy cream filling for anyone with a really big appetite.

   
   too small
10. 2017-08-15 at 4:08 PM UTC

    #170
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader too small

    
    Probably a good dish for an infant or dying senior citizen.
11. 2017-08-15 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #171
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader too small

    
    I'll jam it so far down your gullet you'll get hemorrhoids.
12. 2017-08-15 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #172
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Probably a good dish for an infant or dying senior citizen.

    
    I'll jam it up your ass then you'll know what a dying senior citizen feels like.
13. 2017-08-15 at 7:33 PM UTC

    #173
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock I'll jam it so far down your gullet you'll get hemorrhoids.

    
    i have to ahem to get my tonsil into contact with it
14. 2017-08-15 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #174
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon You are mentally retarded.

    
    *crosses arms smugly*
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    • mmQ
15. 2017-08-15 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #175
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Lanny they're kinda cute
    
    

    
    What a silly bird. Stupid bird. YOU'RE FUCKING SILLY!
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    • mmQ, 
    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2017-08-15 at 8:34 PM UTC

    #176
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie What a silly bird. Stupid bird. YOU'RE FUCKING SILLY!

    
    It is a birb
17. 2017-08-15 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #177
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
18. 2017-08-16 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #178
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Fuck-o the Liar That is not and never will be bacon.

    
    How do you figure?
19. 2017-08-16 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #179
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Birb
20. 2017-08-16 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #180
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ Birb

    
    Birb is the word.