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2017-07-30 at 1:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Dear god, living in such an immense amount of your own feces, enslaved your entire life in a synthetic environment removed from anything close to resembling your natural environment, what you evolved to thrive in, and literally partially subsisting off the maggots that arise from your own waste.
Existence is a horror. Human beings have to go.
their only purpose is to live and die as food for people. its not like wild boars do much good either considering the fact they tear shit up, are walking sacks of parasites, and kill things. even outside in a more free range setting theyre disgusting, filthy animals. have you ever seen the cysts swine get? their pisser is so small that they basically waterfall out of their sheath, which causes pretty gnarly infections. they take shits and dont even mind that it doesnt actually fall onto the ground, so they just sit and smear the turds that are stuck between their flanks and the only way to get them clean is to waterhose their butthole and back of legs off to keep them from looking like they had a diarrhea filled water balloon thrown at their ass.
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2017-07-30 at 2:02 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 3:15 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 4:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Being a human being fucking sucks. When I was younger and naive I used to feel wonder at the very fact of having come into existence, such an unfathomable event, a seemingly near infinitesimally minute probability, particularly as a human being.
Later I realized that at least if I had been born as a housecat I would have lived a simple and content life without consciousness of death and the countless other horrors of existence, the profoundly unnatural human lifestyle that inevitably leads to suffering and mental anguish, alienation, striving without end, all for naught, leading to the finality of death, the ultimate burden of knowledge.
At least this shit would be over and I wouldn't be aware of potential reasons to bear through it and continue to live.
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2017-07-30 at 5:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 why do you think housecats are content?
Wuh? Well, I mean, it depends on their predisposition for one. Like people, some are just born miserable fucking ornery bastards. Second, of course it depends on the environment/family. God, people tend to be so fucking awful. See, now Ash was a stray/neighborhood that looked someone rough when I first met her, but we quickly bonded and she grew attached. Now she wants to stay with me all the time and loves me because I treat her perfectly and understand her, as a cat.
Mostly all they need is a nice, soft, warm place to sleep and good food. Just look at a sleeping cat, especially if they're purring away. Don't they seem happy? Related to that, I think most people know when they wake that if they were to remain in bed, go back to sleep, there would be nothing else they would experience the entire day, at least for quite some time after getting to work, that would feel. Now, you may counter that it's boring and unfulfilling, but this is nonsense, driven by shame and other emotions imposed and driven by various factors. I never feel that and it's been years since I had to wake up using an alarm, except for rather rare occasions. Anyway, another argument would be on the intensity of experiences, but even then, these are somewhat rare sharp peaks, whereas the aforementioned is a constant highly pleasant, warm, snuggly, comforting sensation. Of course you can't reasonably quantify or accurately estimate the net utility, but based on my impartial rational analysis it's pretty evident that staying in bed wins by a longshot. Well, I don't mean staying in all day, just until you get sick of it. My point is, that, in a way, most people probably know they don't have any good reasons to get out of bed other than necessity.
Thank god I don't have any fucking kids of obligations other than myself. After dealing with my depression, this is the fucking life. Not that I intent to remain a hiki forever. -
2017-07-30 at 8:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote their only purpose is to live and die as food for people. its not like wild boars do much good either considering the fact they tear shit up, are walking sacks of parasites, and kill things. even outside in a more free range setting theyre disgusting, filthy animals. have you ever seen the cysts swine get? their pisser is so small that they basically waterfall out of their sheath, which causes pretty gnarly infections. they take shits and dont even mind that it doesnt actually fall onto the ground, so they just sit and smear the turds that are stuck between their flanks and the only way to get them clean is to waterhose their butthole and back of legs off to keep them from looking like they had a diarrhea filled water balloon thrown at their ass.
truly the most disgusting livestock animal
are ... are you jedi ????
moeslem ??? -
2017-07-30 at 11:11 AM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 11:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote i dont think that. im saying that above all else a chicken's enclosure isnt a suitable environment for them to grow in, so they dont. also, the maggots generally speaking are on the bottom of the shavings, near the floors, where its damp, dark, and relatively safe compared to the top of it where the pigs lay so they arent really noticeable. not to say they arent a problem or are any less disgusting/unhealthy because of it though
back to what my last post said...as in what the shit. chickens will grow regardless of what they're in. I wasn't talking about pigs maggots...I was talking about chickens. the chickens naturally dig through anything that is feasible to do so in. meaning...the maggots will be found...and eaten. -
2017-07-30 at 11:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Discount Whore 2.0 by the time we diverged some 50 million years ago birds had already shrunk a lot and the Gallus genus was already around. So no chicken ancestors
however as recently as the mid 1800's we had the moa which was massive and native to new zealand (richard owens down below)
imagine the omelets one of those fuckers' eggs would have made...
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2017-07-30 at 1:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep But how do you make hollandaise sauce
Beat egg yolks, lemon juice, salt, and cayenne pepper together in a microwave-safe bowl until smooth. Slowly stream melted butter into the egg yolk mixture while whisking to incorporate. Heat in microwave for 15 to 20 seconds; whisk.
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2017-07-30 at 1:54 PM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 1:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Beat egg yolks, lemon juice, salt, and cayenne pepper together in a microwave-safe bowl until smooth. Slowly stream melted butter into the egg yolk mixture while whisking to incorporate. Heat in microwave for 15 to 20 seconds; whisk.
Done.
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[Scumbag Sophie maymay]
http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/41603/microwave-hollandaise-sauce.aspx -
2017-07-30 at 2:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon - Googles it
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[Scumbag Sophie maymay]
http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/41603/microwave-hollandaise-sauce.aspx
Literally who gives a shit. -
2017-07-30 at 2:17 PM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 4:01 PM UTC
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2017-07-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 1:24 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Wuh? Well, I mean, it depends on their predisposition for one. Like people, some are just born miserable fucking ornery bastards. Second, of course it depends on the environment/family. God, people tend to be so fucking awful. See, now Ash was a stray/neighborhood that looked someone rough when I first met her, but we quickly bonded and she grew attached. Now she wants to stay with me all the time and loves me because I treat her perfectly and understand her, as a cat.
Mostly all they need is a nice, soft, warm place to sleep and good food. Just look at a sleeping cat, especially if they're purring away. Don't they seem happy? Related to that, I think most people know when they wake that if they were to remain in bed, go back to sleep, there would be nothing else they would experience the entire day, at least for quite some time after getting to work, that would feel. Now, you may counter that it's boring and unfulfilling, but this is nonsense, driven by shame and other emotions imposed and driven by various factors. I never feel that and it's been years since I had to wake up using an alarm, except for rather rare occasions. Anyway, another argument would be on the intensity of experiences, but even then, these are somewhat rare sharp peaks, whereas the aforementioned is a constant highly pleasant, warm, snuggly, comforting sensation. Of course you can't reasonably quantify or accurately estimate the net utility, but based on my impartial rational analysis it's pretty evident that staying in bed wins by a longshot. Well, I don't mean staying in all day, just until you get sick of it. My point is, that, in a way, most people probably know they don't have any good reasons to get out of bed other than necessity.
Thank god I don't have any fucking kids of obligations other than myself. After dealing with my depression, this is the fucking life. Not that I intent to remain a hiki forever.
cats only purr for humans and babies
basic things like food and shelter and water satiate them way more than they do for humans, its true, but what do you think makes Ash truly happy? It's you. Companionship. Youve talked about the importance of companionship for humans before, and i think your perception of existence is skewed by your lack of companionship. You often talk about this 'bane of existence' and rattle off some emotions and thoughts that most people who have actual lives do not have the time to contemplate so much.
if you escaped your isolation perhaps you could be just as happy as a housecat.
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2017-07-31 at 1:26 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 1:31 AM UTC
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2017-07-31 at 2:02 AM UTCNova lox benedict is the ultimate breakfast. It takes so much fucking effort to make though, only really do it when trying to impress a ho
