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  1. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    No one has created r/butthilighters yet?
  3. Originally posted by CASPER No one has created r/butthilighters yet?

    This is the same thing.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    that one of the tek pipe would be a good 75x75
  5. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you should apply with a resume and offer to test their products for free

    "this is my passion I'm just trying to get experience in the field"
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do people say "we're out here at the protests" or 'we're gonna go to the protests" when it's just one protest they're going to? What defines a protest? What turns one protest into two protests? Is it a physical distance ? Etc.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Muslims are just EU niggers
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does that mean niggers are just American muslims?
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait what
  11. Originally posted by mmQ Does that mean niggers are just American muslims?

    nononono

    Americans are muslim niggers
  12. Europeans are nigger muslims.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me as I was walking into my building yesterday these two WITNESSES were leaving and I could tell instantly what they were obviously. It was a guy and a really smoking hot girl actually. I just held the door for them and they were gonna leave and of course the guy was like oh hey anyway excuse me bu they way and then went on his little rant thing and gave me a card. I was in a polite mood so I didnt immediately DISCARD him I just said ok ok a few times and that was that.

    I appreciate their passion I guess. I should've asked if the girl could come back to talk to me personally.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    I've been thinking what if Epstein was threatened with harm coming to a significant other, a family member maybe if he didn't do himself in?

    The guards falling asleep could then be entirely coincidental and even if the cameras were tampered with; this could have been to distract theorists from the true motive?
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I've been thinking what if Epstein was threatened with harm coming to a significant other, a family member maybe if he didn't do himself in?

    The guards falling asleep could then be entirely coincidental and even if the cameras were tampered with; this could have been to distract theorists from the true motive?

    That's like a double reverse conspiracy theory. I wish the truth would just somehow come out.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ That's like a double reverse conspiracy theory. I wish the truth would just somehow come out.

    No it's called a plausible theory. Plus it rules out over the top ideas of assassins going into his cell and ending him.

    1. They would have to shut the cameras off, better still this would have to be done without the guards noticing from their screens that they are no longer working.

    2. They/him/her would have to sneak past the cells without other prisoners noticing them, get in the guard room and obtain keys then walk back and open Epstein's cell.

    3. Prisoners in adjacent cells did not hear the cell door being opened apart from when they discovered him dead.

    The guards could have been incapacitated via sleeping pills for good measure but that wouldn't have been needed.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian No it's called a plausible theory.

    Arent theories plausible by default?
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Arent theories plausible by default?

    No if they're not plausible.

    I.e "Huh-huh the world is flat"
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh right I think I learned that in science. Hypothesis. Is that the one before theory?

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