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The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion ๐ฉ๐
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2020-02-02 at 6:12 PM UTCI take solace in knowing that niggas are always right where I left them.
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2020-02-02 at 7:54 PM UTC
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2020-02-02 at 7:58 PM UTCThis is my hairy weiner
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-02 at 7:59 PM UTCAlso if you wanna hear a bunch of hot girls yell- "No humping! " just pm me and I'll give you the answer.
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2020-02-03 at 2:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo wow, you can't have been the first person to say this. If you are, I'm stealing it and using it to harvest retweets on twatter
edit: I just googled it and the first result is the original tweet, lol
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1131219626698788865
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2020-02-03 at 11:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I literally bought weed in person yesterday. I don't use dnm because I dont want a potentially felony for smuggling weed when i can buy it legally and at a fair price locally.
BUT if i didnt care about that and i wanted a cheaper price or wanted something different I couldn't getocally (like idk, some of those cool full spectrum wax syringes? Or you know, a million other drugs) then the dnm would be the way to go. What's stupid is smoking crack because its what you can get locally.
Holy shit that's even more moronic than anything you've ever said here which is a lot, like a really really really lot.
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2020-02-03 at 11:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cheyes How do you know you burned your address by the way? What did they send a letter in red ink saying "we found your reddit drugs?"
I had 3 feds come to my place just the other day. They asked me to stop ordering heroin from the Netherlands and then left. 2 days after they came #some gear I'd ordered just 2 days before they came arrived, lol.
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2020-02-03 at 11:09 PM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 12:20 AM UTCIt's really hard to burn your address tbqh family
sploo sent cheyes 30 lithium pills uncrushed in an envelope with a 7 dollar stamp on the wrong side and his address works great, sit the fuck down ยงmยฃรgรL
down on the dirt
with your butt out
yessssss..
the gubberment express does not care at all if you had a package get seized, your addy is just fine
To be fair though, I think since there was no return address and the govt alledgedly needs a warrant to open first class mail, they might have been required by law to just throw it out since it was undeliverable (as hell). They probably just opened it, thought he was retarded, and pitched it though -
2020-02-04 at 12:27 AM UTCIn other news SWIMS doctor gave him a bromethazine script and he ended up scorin' those free fentanyls after all so he basically has a seppekit now. not sure how long until the bus gets here
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2020-02-04 at 12:39 AM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 1:28 AM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 1:32 AM UTCZanick back.
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2020-02-04 at 1:34 AM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 1:48 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-04 at 2:01 AM UTCYeah.
Fuck Zanick.
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2020-02-04 at 2:11 AM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 2:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo how tf he get a brometh script?
Jk, he lied about having nausea
Then after I filled it SWIM wonders if maybe he can use it as a sleeping pill... he still needs that dilemma solved, and maybe it'll work like benadryl but actually make it easier to fall asleep (like it does for most people) instead of harder -
2020-02-04 at 2:23 AM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 2:49 AM UTCr g
