The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-16 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #5941
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2. 2019-12-16 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #5942
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   No one has created r/butthilighters yet?
3. 2019-12-16 at 4:31 PM UTC

   #5943
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER No one has created r/butthilighters yet?

   
   This is the same thing.
4. 2019-12-16 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #5944
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
5. 2019-12-16 at 6:09 PM UTC

   #5945
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   that one of the tek pipe would be a good 75x75
6. 2019-12-16 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #5946
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you should apply with a resume and offer to test their products for free

   
   "this is my passion I'm just trying to get experience in the field"
7. 2019-12-16 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #5947
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Why do people say "we're out here at the protests" or 'we're gonna go to the protests" when it's just one protest they're going to? What defines a protest? What turns one protest into two protests? Is it a physical distance ? Etc.
8. 2019-12-16 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #5948
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
9. 2019-12-16 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #5949
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Muslims are just EU niggers
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian
10. 2019-12-16 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #5950
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does that mean niggers are just American muslims?
11. 2019-12-16 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #5951
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wait what
12. 2019-12-16 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #5952
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Does that mean niggers are just American muslims?

    
    nononono
    
    Americans are muslim niggers
13. 2019-12-16 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #5953
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Europeans are nigger muslims.
14. 2019-12-16 at 10:21 PM UTC

    #5954
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me as I was walking into my building yesterday these two WITNESSES were leaving and I could tell instantly what they were obviously. It was a guy and a really smoking hot girl actually. I just held the door for them and they were gonna leave and of course the guy was like oh hey anyway excuse me bu they way and then went on his little rant thing and gave me a card. I was in a polite mood so I didnt immediately DISCARD him I just said ok ok a few times and that was that.
    
    I appreciate their passion I guess. I should've asked if the girl could come back to talk to me personally.
15. 2019-12-16 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #5955
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    I've been thinking what if Epstein was threatened with harm coming to a significant other, a family member maybe if he didn't do himself in?
    
    The guards falling asleep could then be entirely coincidental and even if the cameras were tampered with; this could have been to distract theorists from the true motive?
16. 2019-12-16 at 11:40 PM UTC

    #5956
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian I've been thinking what if Epstein was threatened with harm coming to a significant other, a family member maybe if he didn't do himself in?
    
    The guards falling asleep could then be entirely coincidental and even if the cameras were tampered with; this could have been to distract theorists from the true motive?

    
    That's like a double reverse conspiracy theory. I wish the truth would just somehow come out.
17. 2019-12-16 at 11:45 PM UTC

    #5957
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ That's like a double reverse conspiracy theory. I wish the truth would just somehow come out.

    
    No it's called a plausible theory. Plus it rules out over the top ideas of assassins going into his cell and ending him.
    
    1. They would have to shut the cameras off, better still this would have to be done without the guards noticing from their screens that they are no longer working.
    
    2. They/him/her would have to sneak past the cells without other prisoners noticing them, get in the guard room and obtain keys then walk back and open Epstein's cell.
    
    3. Prisoners in adjacent cells did not hear the cell door being opened apart from when they discovered him dead.
    
    The guards could have been incapacitated via sleeping pills for good measure but that wouldn't have been needed.
18. 2019-12-16 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #5958
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Octavian No it's called a plausible theory.

    
    Arent theories plausible by default?
19. 2019-12-16 at 11:52 PM UTC

    #5959
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ Arent theories plausible by default?

    
    No if they're not plausible.
    
    I.e "Huh-huh the world is flat"
20. 2019-12-16 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #5960
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh right I think I learned that in science. Hypothesis. Is that the one before theory?