The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕

1. 2019-12-16 at 6:40 AM UTC

   #5921
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Lucifxr Gucci
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   • Sudo
2. 2019-12-16 at 6:41 AM UTC

   #5922
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Also, see if you have a xylophone or other assorted children’s toys. That sound seems to be very IN now. Lol
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   • MexicanMasterRace
3. 2019-12-16 at 6:45 AM UTC

   #5923
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Lil J00$ T@NG x L00$-E G00T$H3
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   • CASPER
4. 2019-12-16 at 6:58 AM UTC

   #5924
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by CASPER Also, see if you have a xylophone or other assorted children’s toys. That sound seems to be very IN now. Lol

   
   I don't but I think my keyboard has a xylophone sound setting
   
   I also have empty glass coke bottles in many different shapes and sizes
   
   I will throw everything i have into this. My heart and soul.
5. 2019-12-16 at 7:31 AM UTC

   #5925
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   We’re gonna need a MagnaDoodle, a yo-yo, a Pringle’s can full of pogs, a broken Sega Genesis cartridge, some used water damaged hentai posters, a lighter that looks like a gun, a sprite can pipe full of resin, some stick on Jurassic park tattoos, an oversized t shirt from an obscure presidential candidate in 1986, a pair of women’s glasses, a mink stole, a Barbie car, 6 Tylenol 3s and a case of Capri sun.
   
   
   STAT
6. 2019-12-16 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #5926
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   You get beat up in prison for being a child molester but every episode of "scared straight" they all shout homosexual taunts at the kids like GET YO ASS IN HERE IMA MAKE YOU MY BITCH
   
   
7. 2019-12-16 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #5927
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   What better way to discourage bad behavior than to emasculate them and traumatize them sexually?
8. 2019-12-16 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #5928
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER Also, see if you have a xylophone or other assorted children’s toys. That sound seems to be very IN now. Lol

   
   I can play saxophone.
9. 2019-12-16 at 12:25 PM UTC

   #5929
   

   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER But I’m not skinny enough, vapid enough, and my fashion sense sucks 10 bags of dicks.idk if you can be a soundcloud rapper if you don’t pay $1000 for shoes

   
   Be my manager, I am the superstar you're looking for
10. 2019-12-16 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #5930
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Dem sax samples
    
    
11. 2019-12-16 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #5931
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by ORACLE Be my manager, I am the superstar you're looking for

    
    R u willing 2 do what it takes 2b a ⭐️?
    
    *pats the couch*
12. 2019-12-16 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #5932
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I had a dream last night I was in a DOOM game murking demons with a pulse rifle but I had to wear night vision goggles to see in the dark
13. 2019-12-16 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #5933
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    
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    • MexicanMasterRace
14. 2019-12-16 at 1:48 PM UTC

    #5934
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Why do all the “emo rap” black rappers have bleached dreads?
15. 2019-12-16 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #5935
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CASPER Why do all the “emo rap” black rappers have bleached dreads?

    
    Because they just copy what's previously successful since theyre too stupid to think.
16. 2019-12-16 at 3:27 PM UTC

    #5936
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I feel this is accurate. Or whoever is in charge of signing dudes is just not a gambling man
17. 2019-12-16 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #5937
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    
18. 2019-12-16 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #5938
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I found a high end sex toy manufacturing place by me. Should I apply? Do you think I'll get a discount?
19. 2019-12-16 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #5939
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I found a high end sex toy manufacturing place by me. Should I apply? Do you think I'll get a discount?

    
    Toys are old news. It's all about r/buttsharpies now.
20. 2019-12-16 at 4:21 PM UTC

    #5940
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    you should apply with a resume and offer to test their products for free
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    • Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country