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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian HOW DID THEY GET HIM IN THE WHEEL CHAIR!!!!

    You are going senile Speccy.

    SENILE I TELL YOU!

    After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.

    That's Noncense.

    Assassin: "Hey Jeff nice to see you again, get in this wheel chair"

    Jeff: "Ermmm...OKAY!"

  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.

    This is not the time for your sexual fantasies.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL When 17 bull moose want you strapped in a chair, that's where you're going.




    We're talking about Epstein not Moose.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    NJ om)=el
  7. 1993 Houston
  8. 1993 Houston
    Hold the nicotine lozenges under your tongue until you feel like you DYING!
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by -SpectraL After they tried to assassinate him the first time he was beat and tired from fighting back. He was lying in a corner. That's when they strapped him into the wheelchair, and he never got out of it until they killed him.

    again, why put him in the chair at all?

    I'd suspect in this scenario there were several of them, in which case it'd be much simpler and much less effort to just kill him than to force him into a chair.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace This is not the time for your sexual fantasies.

    nobody puts baby in the chair
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Lol the irony of Epstein's house being across the road from Bill Cosby's. Some prime real estate on the market at rock bottom prices due to Noncey depreciation.

    Someone could take advantage of those homes and make a killing in afew years' time.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Not ever. No Way. Now he's Johnny Hammersticks. Hammering away like he's frickin' Tommy Noble. What the hell's he doin'.Thinks he's... thinks he's got it goin' bossin' over. No Way, huh huh, no way. What is this garbage?
  13. 1993 Houston
    A productive day for me means I sit up in the chair when using the computer instead of using it in bed
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  14. 1993 Houston
    Best nootropics for total brain burnout? I'm stuck dis way...aren't I
  15. meth
  16. 1993 Houston
    I think all the lithium I've been taking for no reason is making me zombie. Sleeping like 60 hours over 4 days is cool tho
  17. lithium is gay unless you are using it to cook a batch
  18. 1993 Houston
    You're gay unless you mail me a single cheeto or 5$
  19. post ur address
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You can actually tell the gender of a cat by ruffling a cheeto through its tail.
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