The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-21 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #8301
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   AYOOOO
   
   LOSE BOTH LEGS GET NEW ROBOT LEGS WITH WHEELS
   
   
2. 2019-08-21 at 9:34 AM UTC

   #8302
   frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 African Astronaut
   Work starts tomorrow at 7am and I don't fall asleep usually unt 7am so I have to do my standy job chugging nrg drinks and ktm and feeling feelings like pain
3. 2019-08-21 at 9:41 AM UTC

   #8303
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   https://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/womans-brain-eaten-by-maggots/
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   • frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊
4. 2019-08-21 at 11:17 AM UTC

   #8304
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   
5. 2019-08-21 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #8305
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   its 8am I haven't slept im high as fuck and I just ordered a half oz of weed from a delivery company because i smoked all my weed. I feel like im hallucinating all of this theres no way they are open this early
6. 2019-08-21 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #8306
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   You zooming?
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   • the man who put it in my hood
7. 2019-08-21 at 12:43 PM UTC

   #8307
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Zooming on Tek my dear Tek
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   • RestStop
8. 2019-08-21 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #8308
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Just as I thought. Take it easy. How long will that shard last you?
9. 2019-08-21 at 12:49 PM UTC

   #8309
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   maybe a week between two people but we are both so fucked up that we physically can't do more. I feel like i'm dying lol good times
10. 2019-08-21 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #8310
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    I thought you’d use it up till it’s gone. That’s a long time with no sleep. I’d probably have my house spotless, top to bottom.
11. 2019-08-21 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #8311
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
12. 2019-08-21 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #8312
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist I thought you’d use it up till it’s gone. That’s a long time with no sleep. I’d probably have my house spotless, top to bottom.

    
    maybe i can sleep now. I haven't redosed since before the sun came up and I still feel very high
    
    
13. 2019-08-21 at 2:05 PM UTC

    #8313
    

    Box Wine Houston
    Well folks, looks like some certain empty jars were found in my home indicating that this whole injury was my own damn fault
    
    Back to my old tricks again...
    
    This is a mixed blessing. On one hand, it gives me faith that there really is nothingness after death
    
    But this is sure to make my future inhibition toward suicide all but disappear
    
    We shall see...
14. 2019-08-21 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #8314
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    I’m gonna beat your ass Box
15. 2019-08-21 at 2:09 PM UTC

    #8315
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    whats an ass box
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    • Box Wine
16. 2019-08-21 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #8316
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    I’m calling Box wine Box for short! Telling him I’m gonna beat his ass!
17. 2019-08-21 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #8317
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Whenever you say you don't like a drug, it doesn't matter what you've tried, some nigga will tell you the specific thing you tried sucks and the specific things you didn't try are the good ones.
18. 2019-08-21 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #8318
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Whenever you say you don't like a drug, it doesn't matter what you've tried, some nigga will tell you the specific thing you tried sucks and the specific things you didn't try are the good ones.

    
    I feel like I have good taste in drug preference.
19. 2019-08-21 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #8319
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Box Wine Well folks, looks like some certain empty jars were found in my home indicating that this whole injury was my own damn fault
    
    Back to my old tricks again…
    
    This is a mixed blessing. On one hand, it gives me faith that there really is nothingness after death
    
    But this is sure to make my future inhibition toward suicide all but disappear
    
    We shall see…

    
    Stop drinking salt goddamnit, it doesn't taste good. It doesn't feel good either, the muscle contraction is hurts and makes driving hard, and the nausea and rhabdo shits are not pleasant to begin with, but when you're intoxicated like you I mean, how can you not shit the bed?
    
    I had a gatorade a while ago after you made me crave one and I realized it's just water, sugar, and salt. The salt would be palatable after doing something on a hot day and sweating I can tell, but otherwise it's kind of unwelcome.
20. 2019-08-21 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #8320
    

    Box Wine Houston

    Originally posted by DietPiano Stop drinking salt goddamnit, it doesn't taste good
    
    I had a gatorade a while ago after you made me crave one and I realized it's just water, sugar, and salt. The salt would be welcome after soing something on a hot day and sweating I can tell, but otherwise it's kind of unwelcome.

    
    Unfortunately this time appears to have been all stops pulled 150g beta-phenyl gamma-aminobutyric acid dissolved in 750mg 190 proof liquor