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  1. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by aldra you are on an extremely self destructive path

    And I got chlordiazepoxide
  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Thats not a god drug
  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thats not a god drug

    Send me meth pussy
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Send me meth pussy

    You have to beat me in smash bros to earn it
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  5. Lol, do you even have online? I dont..
  6. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Thats not a god drug

    Wasn't it supposed to be the first benzo?
  7. It is, and it breaks into 8 active metabolites so it has way more coverage than any other benzo and hits more receptors for better or for worse. People seem to like it pretty well.

  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i thought Diazepam was the first benzo

    Originally posted by DietPiano Lol, do you even have online? I dont..

    uhh im not sure lol, buy it tho we can git gud together
  9. No, diazepam is second to librium.. diazepam is the main metabolite of librium, but it has a bunch.

    Nintendo online is 20 bucks a year, ill get it sometime probbs.
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano DHE is $1500 for 8 doses

    LOL WHAT
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano Of course MN is one of 8 states where OTF and autos/switchblades are prohibited. Liberal cucks. They do have these "assisted open" knives that are legal in all 50 but I don't know what that is, besides probably making it possible to open with one hand, which is a clear advantage in a fight.

    'automatic' knives are spring loaded and can be opened with a button or switch. if you want fast/one handed opening without 'mechanical assistance' you'll probably want a 'flipper' -



    no idea about the list, just to demonstrate what a flipper is
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Australia joins US-led anti-Iran flotilla… in the name of national security & economic interests

    OH FUCK OFF
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  13. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by aldra OH FUCK OFF

    Lol whodathunkit

    The day after I got fucked up and yelled "surveil THIS five eyes" while doing the helicopter in front of my living room wall my apartment got raided over bump fire stocks

    Thank God I sold those months ago but it looks like the crunch is coming
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol are they even illegal where you are?
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra OH FUCK OFF

    Jéws
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  16. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by aldra lol are they even illegal where you are?

    Didn't used to be, got challenged and reaffirmed legal twice by the ATF but our Dear Leader made it his way after the Vegas shooting
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im so high i cant see color

  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Box Wine Lol whodathunkit

    The day after I got fucked up and yelled "surveil THIS five eyes" while doing the helicopter in front of my living room wall my apartment got raided over bump fire stocks

    Thank God I sold those months ago but it looks like the crunch is coming

    I have exactly 5 eyes tattooed on me as a reminder that I'm always being watched

    I had a pretty good day today, just took concerta, no opiates but probably had some after effects from taking dillyos yesterday. Smoked 2 joints I shared with people, worked out, considering getting on steroids because why the fuck not. I wore a shirt for only a small portion of the day and who people thought I was on steroids because I'm all sexy and muscly but have acne on the small parts of my back which aren't tattooed, likely from sleeping on beds that have unclean sheets and driving all day with no shirt on sweating into the seat of my car. I think things will be ok for me, all things considered. My girlfriend is pretty hawt but has problems and is kind of a weirdo. I feel so benevolent when I'm with her because I could destroy her life so easily and she would still Love me. I'm such a fucking weirdo I Love it
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol self destructive path

    We're all on one of those inherently it's just a matter of the rate in which we destruct .
    What is destruction objectively though ?

    Self destruct is like synonymous with suicide.

    So I guess that makes sense, a self destructive path is a suicidal path.

    But.


    Destructing ones self is also the best way to reform and construct yourself into something better. Haha. The bible says God melts us into clay and then forms us in His perfect image. The bible says we are like swords and we start as molten steel and then get made into a sword. Lol. It says that we have to first be softened before we can be hardened.

    Harden rhymes with garden.
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