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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol yeah, a gun is ideal if you can get one but I'm pretty sure he said that he can't. not legally anyway.

    maybe a flare gun
  2. Originally posted by aldra I would if shipping wasn't a rapefest

    A knife isn't a particularly good weapon for self defence. I'd go with a baton or a stun gun. or a stun baton

    Maybe so, but I don't want a big thing on my hip just like I don't wanna carry a big uncomfortable and bulky heavy metal gun thing on my hip. A knife just goes in the buttpocket/any pocket if you really want it to
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Make Deutschland Groß again.
  4. Originally posted by aldra lol yeah, a gun is ideal if you can get one but I'm pretty sure he said that he can't. not legally anyway.

    maybe a flare gun

    Well... I'm not sure if I can or not, my manager said possession is no big deal and won't effect things, but I think possession plus rehab plus hospitalizations for OD's equals probs not for a while. I will be able to buy back my Beretta if I really want to (it scares me with nasty type of jams even though brand new), but that thing is huge and not gonna be comfy
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano Maybe so, but I don't want a big thing on my hip just like I don't wanna carry a big uncomfortable and bulky heavy metal gun thing on my hip. A knife just goes in the buttpocket/any pocket if you really want it to

    you can get fairly compact stunners and pepper spray's an option. the main thing with a knife is there's not much middle ground between drawing it and killing someone - even if the attacker doesn't have a gun and isn't able to take the knife from you (both pretty big ifs) you're very likely to end up killing them and having to deal with all that legal faggotry.
  6. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Straight THC dab carts are a WAY worse high than smoking good weed. There are so many other cannabinoids and terpenoids at play than just THC or CBD. I just got a dry herb and it's been the most amazing experience vaping weed direct, fuck a full spectrum vaporising dry herb will give you straight autism.

    What kind are you using? I hear poor reviews for most but the expensive $200+ ones. I don't want to use something like a VapCap because needing to heat it defeats the stealth portability aspect for me. If I'm taking out a torch I might as well do a dab.
  7. Originally posted by aldra you can get fairly compact stunners and pepper spray's an option. the main thing with a knife is there's not much middle ground between drawing it and killing someone - even if the attacker doesn't have a gun and isn't able to take the knife from you (both pretty big ifs) you're very likely to end up killing them and having to deal with all that legal faggotry.

    Yeah, that makes pretty good sense. I kind of forgot about those things and I suppose either could be pretty compact, tazers are easily to get here, that would maybe be a little better unless you wanted to carry both which is ehhhh.

    Reminds me of when I was walking home from either Chem or Bio lab with like 3 other girls and we ended up talking about mace and tazers I guess and one of em was like "I carry pepper spray with me always." a couple times at least and it took me a few years to put together that she was saying those things because I was blatantly high as fuck and she was protecting herself.
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol yeah, a gun is ideal if you can get one but I'm pretty sure he said that he can't. not legally anyway.

    maybe a flare gun

    I buy a flare gun if I feel like I need a weapon somewhere I'm not allowed to purchase one. For the most part I just like using green practice flares over a lake cuz they look sick. If you spray paint it black, it looks intimidating enough. If shit goes down, it is at least mayhem in a can
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  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Pepper spray is the real option like Aldra mentioned. Stungun is dumb. Keep your distance and deter deter deter.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The real option is being a blackbelt at BJJ with c4 implanted in your knuckles
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo The real option is being a blackbelt at BJJ with c4 implanted in your knuckles

    Coat your SAP gloves with Nitrogen Triiodide.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ever thought about arsonists? Like a serial arsonist? It feels like it's the type of criminal that never gets talked about. I'd put them up there with serial killers even though they usually just do property damage. There is a power component to arson, feels to me like a "luck of the draw" crime. Like, someone might or might not die, the pay off is unsure, but it's a less risky strategy than just straight up murdering people.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm a bare knuckle fighting champion.
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm a bare knuckle fighting champion.

    I only fight with ArmsMerchant/Greyfox approved paper weights.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever thought about arsonists? Like a serial arsonist? It feels like it's the type of criminal that never gets talked about. I'd put them up there with serial killers even though they usually just do property damage. There is a power component to arson, feels to me like a "luck of the draw" crime. Like, someone might or might not die, the pay off is unsure, but it's a less risky strategy than just straight up murdering people.

    The rural parts of my area have a big problem with arson, mostly due to property being so cheap anyone can get a house and everyone being poor and off on drugs so they have no other assets worth destroying. A few years back there was a case of a couple firefighters in a rural area who were charged with setting fires just so they could put them out. Arson isn't a very profitable crime, nor one that requires a great deal of skill. I can't think of any great characters in stories that are arsonists besides one in a book by a former NY post writer, I wanna say carl bernstein but I know it's wrong. Somethin jhooey.
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  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Coat your SAP gloves with Nitrogen Triiodide.

    Ez 4 bakugo
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doing the soma shuffle

    need to drive to work in like 6 hours though
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  19. I show you how to get muddy on sunny day
    Drop a soma in your soda if you want to play
    Pour a four in a twenty like a shot clock
    48 for the watch, hundred dollar socks

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