The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-21 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #8321
   

   Box Wine Houston
   My piss is still purple and unpleasant
2. 2019-08-21 at 8:17 PM UTC

   #8322
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Let's trade piss
3. 2019-08-21 at 8:51 PM UTC

   #8323
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Wicked pissah
4. 2019-08-21 at 8:52 PM UTC

   #8324
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   My piss will be Tullamore Dew Second Harvest in the morning.
5. 2019-08-21 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #8325
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Cunt you fuckfaggot
6. 2019-08-21 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #8326
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Cunt you fuckfaggot

   
   I assume you'll have a bottle of my fine Irish Sherry?
7. 2019-08-21 at 9:13 PM UTC

   #8327
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   It wasn't directed at you
8. 2019-08-21 at 9:15 PM UTC

   #8328
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke It wasn't directed at you

   
   How many bottles will I put you down for?
9. 2019-08-21 at 9:39 PM UTC

   #8329
   Randy Yung Blood
   Is Antifa a white supremacy group?
10. 2019-08-21 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #8330
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Randy Is Antifa a white supremacy group?

    
    Antifa is way whiter than the people they hate, like the Proud Boys, so yes, they are.
    
    They constantly go on about the Holocaust too, which was literally White Genocide.
    
    
11. 2019-08-21 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #8331
    Randy Yung Blood
    I heard you can trade shit. For some infections or whatever I think you can get pooh transplant and cram some other gonts fecal matters into your poopchute. Its does some weird enzyme thing, or maybe I made it up.
12. 2019-08-21 at 9:42 PM UTC

    #8332
    Randy Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Antifa is way whiter than the people they hate, like the Proud Boys, so yes, they are.
    
    They constantly go on about the Holocaust too, which was literal white genocide.

    
    They're white guys hating on white guys?
13. 2019-08-21 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #8333
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Randy They're white guys hating on white guys?

    
    huh?
14. 2019-08-21 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #8334
    Randy Yung Blood
    That crooked nose would make a fine ball stop for my twisted schlong.
15. 2019-08-21 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #8335
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Randy That crooked nose would make a fine ball stop for my twisted schlong.

    
    How have you been doing, Captain Falcon. Bang any fat chicks lately?
16. 2019-08-21 at 9:57 PM UTC

    #8336
    Randy Yung Blood
    I bang fat chicks exclusively. They always have food in the fridge... 65% of the time they have it all the time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
17. 2019-08-21 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #8337
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Antifa is way whiter than the people they hate, like the Proud Boys, so yes, they are.
    
    They constantly go on about the Holocaust too, which was literally White Genocide.
    
    

    
    Is that a pepsi logo?
18. 2019-08-21 at 10:28 PM UTC

    #8338
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Just got some palm leaf preroll papers, they smoke phat as fuck, you can unwrap them cleanly too if you want, they're very generously sized.
19. 2019-08-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #8339
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How have you been doing, Captain Falcon. Bang any fat chicks lately?

    
    That's not me.
20. 2019-08-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #8340
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country huh?

    
    Dude, I talked to her today. She was kinda frothy and gimme gimme like