The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-08-20 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #8261
   

   Box Wine Houston
   Getting out of the hospital tonight and having a REALLY hard time talking myself out of a celebration
2. 2019-08-20 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #8262
   

   Box Wine Houston
   I'll probably just do some nice painting instead
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
3. 2019-08-20 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #8263
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   get a cube of wine
4. 2019-08-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #8264
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   box wine stop self kill plz
5. 2019-08-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #8265
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Box Wine Getting out of the hospital tonight and having a REALLY hard time talking myself out of a celebration

   
   you are on an extremely self destructive path
6. 2019-08-20 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #8266
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   ...but who am I to talk
7. 2019-08-20 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #8267
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   JINX!
8. 2019-08-20 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #8268
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you owe me a folding knife
9. 2019-08-20 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #8269
   

   Box Wine Houston

   Originally posted by aldra you are on an extremely self destructive path

   
   "All wrecked and fucked I wonder if this is the way I'm supposed to goooo"
   "But that is all I ever got, and it's all I ever get so I just let it GOOOO!"
   
   
   
   In all seriousness I really am doing the best I can but it's like there's something else there in control and it needs peace
   
   And I really don't want to be here anyway
10. 2019-08-20 at 3:28 PM UTC

    #8270
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by DietPiano you owe me a folding knife

    
    why though
11. 2019-08-20 at 3:29 PM UTC

    #8271
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
12. 2019-08-20 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #8272
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
13. 2019-08-20 at 4:01 PM UTC

    #8273
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra why though

    
    It was a play on the word jinx you owe me a...
14. 2019-08-20 at 4:03 PM UTC

    #8274
    

    Box Wine Houston
    I was serious about the painting though. Ever since this happened I can visualize things REALLY well
    
    I need to go home and try out the guitar because I have a feeling the same thing will happen with it
15. 2019-08-20 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #8275
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by DietPiano It was a play on the word jinx you owe me a…

    
    I never understood that
    
    either way I'm considering ordering this bad boy
    
    https://www.truetalon.com/collections/home-new-products/products/coming-soon-kizer-ki-odin-s35vn-blade-titanium-carbon-fiber-handle-handle
16. 2019-08-20 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #8276
    

    Box Wine Houston
    I know I'm heading for disaster but it is Pretty funny hearing all the guys at work that used to say things like DON'T BE A BITCH suddenly start saying "well, you know you gotta take care of yourself"
17. 2019-08-20 at 4:37 PM UTC

    #8277
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When I tried to kill myself at work everyone treated me weird afterwards it was awkward
18. 2019-08-20 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #8278
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I never understood that
    
    either way I'm considering ordering this bad boy
    
    https://www.truetalon.com/collections/home-new-products/products/coming-soon-kizer-ki-odin-s35vn-blade-titanium-carbon-fiber-handle-handle

    
    Of course MN is one of 8 states where OTF and autos/switchblades are prohibited. Liberal cucks. They do have these "assisted open" knives that are legal in all 50 but I don't know what that is, besides probably making it possible to open with one hand, which is a clear advantage in a fight.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When I tried to kill myself at work everyone treated me weird afterwards it was awkward

    
    For some reason this girl I dated a couple times told everybody at work she tried to kill herself without prompting and we kinda made fun of her for it behind her back because there is no reason to that ever.
19. 2019-08-20 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #8279
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when I talk to depressed people at work I try and make them feel better by telling them how fucked up I am and that I used to do meth and cut myself with a box cutter at work. One time this kid told me he had horrible crippling anxiety and i told him it was a super power and fight or flight makes you work faster and stronger because you're always feeling like your gonna die and I think it helped him
20. 2019-08-20 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #8280
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I had this one stiletto where you slide the button and a two-edged stiletto comes right out of the end at high speed and with formidable force. You put it up against a piece of 1/4" wood and press the button and the knife shoots right through.