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  1. Box Wine Houston
    Getting out of the hospital tonight and having a REALLY hard time talking myself out of a celebration
  2. Box Wine Houston
    I'll probably just do some nice painting instead
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    get a cube of wine
  4. box wine stop self kill plz
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Box Wine Getting out of the hospital tonight and having a REALLY hard time talking myself out of a celebration

    you are on an extremely self destructive path
  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ...but who am I to talk
  7. JINX!
  8. you owe me a folding knife
  9. Box Wine Houston
    Originally posted by aldra you are on an extremely self destructive path

    "All wrecked and fucked I wonder if this is the way I'm supposed to goooo"
    "But that is all I ever got, and it's all I ever get so I just let it GOOOO!"



    In all seriousness I really am doing the best I can but it's like there's something else there in control and it needs peace

    And I really don't want to be here anyway
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano you owe me a folding knife

    why though
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
  13. Originally posted by aldra why though

    It was a play on the word jinx you owe me a...
  14. Box Wine Houston
    I was serious about the painting though. Ever since this happened I can visualize things REALLY well

    I need to go home and try out the guitar because I have a feeling the same thing will happen with it
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DietPiano It was a play on the word jinx you owe me a…

    I never understood that

    either way I'm considering ordering this bad boy

    https://www.truetalon.com/collections/home-new-products/products/coming-soon-kizer-ki-odin-s35vn-blade-titanium-carbon-fiber-handle-handle
  16. Box Wine Houston
    I know I'm heading for disaster but it is Pretty funny hearing all the guys at work that used to say things like DON'T BE A BITCH suddenly start saying "well, you know you gotta take care of yourself"
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    When I tried to kill myself at work everyone treated me weird afterwards it was awkward
  18. Originally posted by aldra I never understood that

    either way I'm considering ordering this bad boy

    https://www.truetalon.com/collections/home-new-products/products/coming-soon-kizer-ki-odin-s35vn-blade-titanium-carbon-fiber-handle-handle

    Of course MN is one of 8 states where OTF and autos/switchblades are prohibited. Liberal cucks. They do have these "assisted open" knives that are legal in all 50 but I don't know what that is, besides probably making it possible to open with one hand, which is a clear advantage in a fight.



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood When I tried to kill myself at work everyone treated me weird afterwards it was awkward

    For some reason this girl I dated a couple times told everybody at work she tried to kill herself without prompting and we kinda made fun of her for it behind her back because there is no reason to that ever.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    when I talk to depressed people at work I try and make them feel better by telling them how fucked up I am and that I used to do meth and cut myself with a box cutter at work. One time this kid told me he had horrible crippling anxiety and i told him it was a super power and fight or flight makes you work faster and stronger because you're always feeling like your gonna die and I think it helped him
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I had this one stiletto where you slide the button and a two-edged stiletto comes right out of the end at high speed and with formidable force. You put it up against a piece of 1/4" wood and press the button and the knife shoots right through.

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