The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-27 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #5821
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yes
2. 2019-06-27 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #5822
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ Jalepenos in and of themselves are disgusting. The JUICE is cool. But the texture of jalapenos, DISGUSTING.

   
   Put the juice on a roast beef sandwich
   
   Mmmm
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3. 2019-06-27 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #5823
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   WE HAVE THE MEATS
4. 2019-06-27 at 6:01 PM UTC

   #5824
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Yes

   
   No
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by GGG Put the juice on a roast beef sandwich
   
   Mmmm

   
   Yes
5. 2019-06-27 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #5825
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When I was a little kid I loved saying the word 'MEEF.' I WANR SOME MEEF. beef/meat . MEEF.
6. 2019-06-27 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #5826
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ When I was a little kid I loved saying the word 'MEEF.' I WANR SOME MEEF. beef/meat . MEEF.

   
   When I was a kid, me and one of my friends made up a new swear word, "trape"
   
   I can't remember what it meant but we used to go around calling everybody that hoping it would catch on
   
   It didn't
7. 2019-06-27 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #5827
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   So how did you use it exactly?
   
   Jimmy got traped!
   
   Jimmy is such a trape.
   
   JIMMY, what the trape?!
   
   Trape this, I'm not working with Jimmy.
   
   ???
8. 2019-06-27 at 6:21 PM UTC

   #5828
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It was most like #2;
   
   You're a trape! Your mom is a Trape! EVERYBODY'S A TRAPE!!!
9. 2019-06-27 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #5829
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I also remember people calling me a MAXI PAD with wings and I didn't know what it meant (they didn't either, we were 7) and I went to the playground chaperone lady and asked her "what is a maxi pad with wings" and she laughed. That's all I know.
10. 2019-06-27 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #5830
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Transexual rape
11. 2019-06-27 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #5831
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol, you got called what most people view as the worst part of a woman
12. 2019-06-27 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #5832
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Lol, you got called what most people view as the worst part of a woman

    
    Yeah well I was/am still in a playground gang called The Pea Pod so maybe watch your mouth lest you get pushed.
13. 2019-06-27 at 6:44 PM UTC

    #5833
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    there's nothing like penetrating a chick anus and her looking back with that face of extreme pain. Then nutting in her and knowing her next fart is gonna be a cum missle
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14. 2019-06-27 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #5834
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ WE HAVE THE MEATS

    
    And That's So
15. 2019-06-27 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #5835
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by mmQ I also remember people calling me a MAXI PAD with wings and I didn't know what it meant (they didn't either, we were 7) and I went to the playground chaperone lady and asked her "what is a maxi pad with wings" and she laughed. That's all I know.

    
    That's all you should know.
16. 2019-06-27 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #5836
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Grylls fucking gay bar

    
    the faggot doth protest too much
    
    
    .
17. 2019-06-27 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #5837
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ When I was a little kid I loved saying the word 'MEEF.' I WANR SOME MEEF. meat/beef . MEEF.

    
    fixt just for you mq
    
    
    .
18. 2019-06-27 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #5838
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jυicebox When I was a kid, me and one of my friends made up a new swear word, "trape"
    
    I can't remember what it meant but we used to go around calling everybody that hoping it would catch on
    
    It didn't

    
    could it have been 'trampoline rape' maybe??
    
    
    .
19. 2019-06-27 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #5839
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    rape with the extra fun of the trampoline
    
    
    .
20. 2019-06-27 at 7:20 PM UTC

    #5840
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only thing I can think of is "someone who rapes tramps" but I honestly can't remember the meaning at the moment