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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice This dude posted a classified ad online once saying he was looking for someone willing to let him eat them and a guy replied agreeing to it. They met up and he actually killed and ate the guy apparently.

    All consensual? This needs a source.
  2. Originally posted by mmQ All consensual? This needs a source.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    <3

    Looking for a willing volunteer, Meiwes posted an advertisement on the website The Cannibal Cafe (a defunct forum for people with a cannibalism fetish). Meiwes' post stated that he was "looking for a well-built 18- to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed."[2] Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes, an engineer from Berlin, answered the advertisement in March 2001. Many other people responded to the advertisement but backed out; Meiwes did not attempt to force them to do anything against their will.[3][4]

    The two made a videotape when they met on 9 March 2001 in Meiwes' home, in the small town of Rotenburg, showcasing Meiwes amputating Brandes' penis (with his agreement) and the two men attempting to eat it together. Before doing so, Brandes swallowed twenty sleeping pills, and a bottle of cough syrup, likely causing an effect of slowed breathing and extreme tiredness. Brandes initially insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, and ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' appendage. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw but could not, because it was too tough and, as he put it, "chewy". Meiwes then fried the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, wine, and garlic; he then fried it with some of Brandes' fat, but by then it was too burnt to be consumed. He then chopped the penis up into chunks and fed it to his dog.[1] According to court officials who saw the video (which has not been made public), Brandes may already have been too weakened from blood loss to eat any of his penis.

    Meiwes then ran Brandes a bath, before going to read a Star Trek book, while checking back on Brandes every fifteen minutes, during which time Brandes lay bleeding in the bath. Later, Brandes got out of the bath and collapsed, falling into unconsciousness due to blood loss. Brandes continued to drift in and out of consciousness before finally collapsing again. After long hesitation and prayer, Meiwes killed Brandes by stabbing him in the throat, after which he hung the body on a meat hook. The incident was recorded on a four-hour videotape. Meiwes dismembered and ate the corpse over the next ten months, storing body parts in his freezer under pizza boxes and consuming up to 20 kilograms (44 lb) of the flesh. According to prosecutors, Meiwes committed the act for sexual pleasure.[5][6]
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    💖💖💖
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    While in prison, Meiwes has since become a vegetarian.

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  6. The joys of the internet. You used to have to hunt someone down if you wanted to eat them, now you can order it to your doorstep online fresh like Uber eats.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ticket logged for: gay@icingonthecake.[tld]

    wow
  8. I have 324 thanks now

    "324" = "CBD"
  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    CBD = Can't Buy Drugs
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Jυicebox I have 324 thanks now

    "324" = "CBD"

    You don't thanks count do you?

    That's like the NIS equivalent of like whoring.
  11. Lol, that seemed so much more noteworthy/funny in my head for some reason
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Heatwave today.
  13. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Reading that cannibal dude again. He was sentenced to 8 years initially then had a retrial where he got sentenced to life lol

    Fucking rekt
  14. Originally posted by Octavian You don't thanks count do you?

    Of course not, the user cp does it for me
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG Reading that cannibal dude again. He was sentenced to 8 years initially then had a retrial where he got sentenced to life lol

    Fucking rekt

    Armin Mews?
  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Octavian Heatwave today.

    Looking that way


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  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Just woke up and my tiny kitten is sleeping on the pillow beside my head omg ♥️
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Oh my gosh he is so tiny and love
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Just woke up and my tiny kitten is sleeping on the pillow beside my head omg ♥️

    mine used to climb up and go asleep on my chest at about 4am. this would usually be about 2 hours after jumping up and digging its claws in my toes where they were sticking out the bottom of the bed while i was asleep. cheeky little fucker, lol.


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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    TOXOPLASMOSIS 🐈☠️

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