The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-27 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #5801
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   xD
2. 2019-06-27 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #5802
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Imagine a website where everyone agrees with each other and there's never any conflict.

   
   sounds boring as fuck
3. 2019-06-27 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #5803
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Octavian It's like the local bar for the NIS cool kids.

   
   but 90% on here are losers
4. 2019-06-27 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #5804
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Grylls but 90% on here are losers

   
   Well I'm finding another bar then.
5. 2019-06-27 at 5:12 PM UTC

   #5805
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jυicebox sounds boring as fuck

   
   I agree. Let's have sex .
6. 2019-06-27 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #5806
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I agree. Let's have sex .

   
   ...
7. 2019-06-27 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #5807
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I mean let's each fo find a girl and have sex with her. Contest.
8. 2019-06-27 at 5:16 PM UTC

   #5808
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Which ruleset?
   
   First to find? First to cum? Last to cum?
   
   Consent required?
9. 2019-06-27 at 5:18 PM UTC

   #5809
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   Jerk off twice in a row
10. 2019-06-27 at 5:19 PM UTC

    #5810
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    unsubbed
11. 2019-06-27 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #5811
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But that wouldn't involve the girl, meaning its no longer a sex competition
12. 2019-06-27 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #5812
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls unsubbed

    
    You'll be back
13. 2019-06-27 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #5813
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jυicebox You'll be back

    
    no i wont
14. 2019-06-27 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #5814
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And now you have to unsub again
15. 2019-06-27 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #5815
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Grylls no i wont

    
    And stay out.
16. 2019-06-27 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #5816
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    fucking gay bar
17. 2019-06-27 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #5817
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Grylls fucking gay bar

    
    Down the street on the left.
18. 2019-06-27 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #5818
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was going to go to work tonight but I think I'm gonna drink vodka and eat grilled chicken/bacon/jalapeno pizza instead
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Solstice
19. 2019-06-27 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #5819
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jalepenos in and of themselves are disgusting. The JUICE is cool. But the texture of jalapenos, DISGUSTING.
20. 2019-06-27 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #5820
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    No