The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-27 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #5841
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist fixt just for you mq
   
   
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   What? It looks the same.
2. 2019-06-27 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #5842
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm retarded
3. 2019-06-27 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #5843
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   What can I use to wash my white converse. Ran out of washing powder and only get paid tomoz.
   
   Dumb white male problems.
4. 2019-06-27 at 8:19 PM UTC

   #5844
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Octavian What can I use to wash my white converse. Ran out of washing powder and only get paid tomoz.
   
   Dumb white male problems.

   
   Toothpaste m8. Forrealz
5. 2019-06-27 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #5845
   Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
   Dilute bleach or hydrogen peroxide work well too. To clean the soles, make a paste of baking soda and a sprinkle of water and scrub with a toothbrush.
   
   Also converse are fucking gay, get some better shoes, mate.
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6. 2019-06-27 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #5846
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Also converse are fucking gay, get some better shoes, mate.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Hydrogen peroxide

   
   
   Said the non gay with that in his cupboard.
   
   Bro I don't have any of that shit. Baking soda? I don't smoke crack. Last time I used that was for pan cakes.
7. 2019-06-27 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #5847
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Tooth fucking paste. Just do it. It works.
8. 2019-06-27 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #5848
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Holy shit just realised I have Arm and Hammer toothpaste.
   
   Thanks
9. 2019-06-27 at 8:58 PM UTC

   #5849
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Octavian Said the non gay with that in his cupboard.
   
   Bro I don't have any of that shit. Baking soda? I don't smoke crack. Last time I used that was for pan cakes.

   
   You should at least get some hydrogen peroxide for your first aid stuff if nothing else. Its good for flushing cuts.
   
   Haven't used the bottle I have in years but its really useful stuff.
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10. 2019-06-27 at 9:06 PM UTC

    #5850
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Old hydrogen peroxide. Brown bottle right? That's the thing that every kid hates to see when he gets home and his mom is like "we have to di this" and she just pours it all over you wound. Fuck you MOM. BUT also thanks. I love you. But fuck you.
11. 2019-06-27 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #5851
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by mmQ Old hydrogen peroxide. Brown bottle right? That's the thing that every kid hates to see when he gets home and his mom is like "we have to di this" and she just pours it all over you wound. Fuck you MOM. BUT also thanks. I love you. But fuck you.

    
    It's sold in brown bottles as ordinary visible light causes decomposition.
    
    Also did that really happen? That's nutty. But it's also not a bad idea, peroxide is an excellent disinfectant.
12. 2019-06-27 at 11 PM UTC

    #5852
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's sold in brown bottles as ordinary visible light causes decomposition.
    
    Also did that really happen? That's nutty. But it's also not a bad idea, peroxide is an excellent disinfectant.

    
    I feel like maybe this isn't as common across the pond or something? I don't think its weird at all to use hydrogen peroxide to clean cuts. Like mq, my mom poured it on all my scrapes and owies.
13. 2019-06-27 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #5853
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Omgggggg Spooky is sleepin on my should
14. 2019-06-27 at 11:26 PM UTC

    #5854
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Omgggggg Spooky is sleepin on my should

    
    Lol it's funny how you've become this massive stoner. The early stages are the best then you get bored and with it, the problems.
15. 2019-06-27 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #5855
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by GGG I feel like maybe this isn't as common across the pond or something? I don't think its weird at all to use hydrogen peroxide to clean cuts. Like mq, my mom poured it on all my scrapes and owies.

    
    Most likely.
    
    Hydrogen Peroxide, Methylated Spirits and Acetone are all pretty rare here. Methylated Spirits and Acetone can be bought in any shop in France for instance. I assume big companies decided to ban them all and sell us shit like listerine, TCP and Dettol instead - more complex compounds, far more expensive, yet no more effective.
16. 2019-06-28 at 12:05 AM UTC

    #5856
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Lol it's funny how you've become this massive stoner. The early stages are the best then you get bored and with it, the problems.

    Meh. It's fun. When it stops being fun I'll do something else.
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17. 2019-06-28 at 12:06 AM UTC

    #5857
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Meh. It's fun. When it stops being fun I'll do something else.

    
    You don't owe a schizo like Oct an explanation.
18. 2019-06-28 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #5858
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Meh. It's fun. When it stops being fun I'll do something else.

    
    Famous last words
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19. 2019-06-28 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #5859
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Captain Falcon is just glad to have an accusation of child abuse being made against someone who isn't also Pakistani-Anglospherian.
20. 2019-06-28 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #5860
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by GGG Famous last words

    
    Lol junkies always think everyone is like them.