The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-25 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #5681
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Anyone got a worthwhile source of hexen in the US?
2. 2019-06-25 at 3:51 PM UTC

   #5682
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Anyone got a worthwhile source of hexen in the US?

   
   
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   • Sudo
3. 2019-06-25 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #5683
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Anyone got a worthwhile source of hexen in the US?

   
   Nigga you don't need no hexen
4. 2019-06-25 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #5684
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Nigga you don't need no hexen

   
   Of course I don't need it
   
   But I'd sure like some right now
5. 2019-06-25 at 4:14 PM UTC

   #5685
   

   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Of course I don't need it
   
   But I'd sure like some right now

   
   
6. 2019-06-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #5686
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Of course I don't need it
   
   But I'd sure like some right now

   
   Eat an onion
7. 2019-06-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #5687
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   It contains a hexen analogue, take a big bite raw
8. 2019-06-25 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #5688
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist

   
   I would get some benzedrex but the last time I did that it showed up as meth on the hospital drug screen and now the insurance doesn't want to pay for it
9. 2019-06-25 at 4:17 PM UTC

   #5689
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It contains a hexen analogue, take a big bite raw

   
   Your mom is a hexen analogue but unfortunately she's sold out at the moment
10. 2019-06-25 at 4:20 PM UTC

    #5690
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Your mom is a hexen analogue but unfortunately she's sold out at the moment

    
    Your dad has a hexen analogue, he took a big bite on my dick.
11. 2019-06-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #5691
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Your dad has a hexen analogue, he took a big bite on my dick.

    
    That's his prerogative, not mine
12. 2019-06-25 at 4:22 PM UTC

    #5692
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    (Your father is a cocksucker, to be clear. And since I am the suckee it ain't gay since my balls are touching his chin but his balls ain't touching my anything. So only he's the faggot. My position over him is one of power rather than kg sexual gratification. His position is one of submission, sexual enjoyment and faggotry.)
13. 2019-06-25 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #5693
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator (Your father is a cocksucker, to be clear. And since I am the suckee it ain't gay since my balls are touching his chin but his balls ain't touching my anything. So only he's the faggot. My position over him is one of power rather than kg sexual gratification. His position is one of submission, sexual enjoyment and faggotry.)

    
    >tfw it honestly wouldn't surprise me
14. 2019-06-25 at 4:23 PM UTC

    #5694
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox That's his prerogative, not mine

    
    Do want a taste of the hexen anal log he took?
15. 2019-06-25 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #5695
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Do want a taste of the hexen anal log he took?

    
    No thanks
    
    Just because he was a faggot doesn't make me one
16. 2019-06-25 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #5696
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Faggots here,
    Faggots there,
    Faggots faggots everywhere!
17. 2019-06-25 at 4:25 PM UTC

    #5697
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm gonna need more liquor to put up with this retarded faggotry
    
    I'll be back in about 20 minutes
18. 2019-06-25 at 4:27 PM UTC

    #5698
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox No thanks
    
    Just because he was a faggot doesn't make me one

    
    You were just threatening suicide and got murked, so I'd say that it did.
    
    Data points: Falcon 1 - 0 Jizzbox
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19. 2019-06-25 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #5699
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
20. 2019-06-25 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #5700
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I'm gonna need more liquor to put up with this retarded faggotry
    
    I'll be back in about 20 minutes

    
    I'm back, prepare to get murked fags