The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

2019-06-04 at 6 PM UTC
#4441

mmQ Lisa Turtle

I like having sex with female turtles
2019-06-04 at 6:07 PM UTC
#4442

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Originally posted by GGG I'll sing a song on the ukulele for you

Only In the Presence of Poultry

( that's your first album after goose pond ep)
2019-06-04 at 6:08 PM UTC
#4443

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Geese (the lost memoirs)
2019-06-04 at 6:09 PM UTC
#4444

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Waking up drunk

Laying on my living room floor

I'm up now

But tired

Hmmm should I go back to bed

I wasnt in bed to begin with

Thinks

Hmmmm

Nah, I'll drink warm mangos

I love you dead dad
2019-06-04 at 6:12 PM UTC
#4445

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

Rip dead dad
2019-06-04 at 6:13 PM UTC
#4446

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Thanks dead dad
2019-06-04 at 6:14 PM UTC
#4447

mmQ Lisa Turtle

For nothing
2019-06-04 at 6:19 PM UTC
#4448

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Please dont weep.
2019-06-04 at 6:21 PM UTC
#4449

CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

I can't weep im dead my tear ducts don't work
2019-06-04 at 6:23 PM UTC
#4450

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Tear ducks

😥🦆
2019-06-04 at 6:26 PM UTC
#4451

Technologist victim of incest

Good news!!!! The growth on my leg is not cancer. I was worried when it popped up, but the MRI only shows a lipoma. Just a fatty tumor! Yay. I’m gonna live!

May have to have it removed because it is causing pain, must be laying on a nerve.

But my news today is good😅
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2019-06-04 at 6:29 PM UTC
#4452

Octavian motherfucker

Originally posted by Technologist Good news!!!! The growth on my leg is not cancer. I was worried when it popped up, but the MRI only shows a lipoma. Just a fatty tumor! Yay. I’m gonna live!

May have to have it removed because it is causing pain, must be laying on a nerve.

But my news today is good😅

Good news Tech, hope you get well soon. I've seen people on youtube perform home surgery and cut ganglions out of their arms years ago.

There was something satisfying about watching a brain tumor being removed.

Sick, I know.
2019-06-04 at 6:31 PM UTC
#4453

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Originally posted by Octavian Good news Tech, hope you get well soon. I've seen people on youtube perform home surgery and cut ganglions out of their arms years ago.

There was something satisfying about watching a brain tumor being removed.

Sick, I know.

Why is that sick?

It's the opposite of sick.
2019-06-04 at 6:35 PM UTC
#4454

Octavian motherfucker

Originally posted by mmQ Why is that sick?

It's the opposite of sick.

Ok not sick but weird but then again hoes be loving those black head squeezing videos.
2019-06-04 at 6:37 PM UTC
#4455

Technologist victim of incest

Thanks Oct., it’s just above my knee. It’s 5 x 6 cm. So it was easy to see, but it’s nothing!

I was seriously worried in the beginning.
2019-06-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
#4456

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Above my knee easy to see
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2019-06-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
#4457

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Dont be that nigga who disagree
2019-06-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
#4458

Octavian motherfucker

Originally posted by mmQ Above my knee easy to see

I got pee on my tee
2019-06-04 at 6:39 PM UTC
#4459

mmQ Lisa Turtle

Thought I had to poop but I just had to pee
2019-06-04 at 8:01 PM UTC
#4460

Octavian motherfucker

Single degenerate male seeks kind hearted female. Must be ambitious with busty tits and great ass. She must also be loyal and loving till the end.

Even when she has to wipe my ass cause I'm so fucking old and incontinence robs me of what little dignity I have left.

Every King needs a Queen.
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