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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-06-03 at 4:59 PM UTCever notice how all the old Greek statues were supposed idealised men and yet they had tiny penises?
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2019-06-03 at 5 PM UTC
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2019-06-03 at 5:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo ever notice how all the old Greek statues were supposed idealised men and yet they had tiny penises?
let's see some dong
In all honesty my penis is a sleeping dragon then somehow goes super sayan when erect. Another reason penises can appear small is because it's not a muscle, so as all the other muscles get bigger, it looks smaller. -
2019-06-03 at 6:54 PM UTCcirlgocks
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2019-06-03 at 8:55 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Installed more security on my phone, I have my reasons and no not CP. I'm a bit alarmed that the police pulled my friend over and asked him to log into FB messenger as if that's standard protocol or something when suspecting someone of distribution?
I need to clarify proper but I'm sure they asked him pull his boxer shorts forward incase he had drugs stashed down near his dick? A bit fucking gay if you ask me.
Originally posted by Octavian I'd suck dick
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2019-06-03 at 9 PM UTCLololololololololololol
So what, Sophie (who I pm'd) would know more than most on counter surveillance. You know, BEING A NONCE. Also you're an advocate of CP.
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2019-06-03 at 9:05 PM UTCI nuttapped a nigger with my car when trying to turn right at a stoplight. He came out of nowhere and kind of boosted himself off the hood as I braked the fuck. He come over to the winow and throw up a peace sign, and I throw one back at him and start feeling bad. Then I come back the other way after picking up someone else's food, and he runs up to my car at the same stoplight and I apologize and he wants to spray my windows for a couple bucks. I let him pretend to wipe my windows for 5 seconds and I give him a $5, Rolling my eyes the second after I roll my window up.
I saw the towel the first time but I wasn't sure, so he was either running up to me to wipe em off the first time, or else he ran out on purpose. Basically, I got bamboozled out of 5 bucks and I wish I would have just run the nigga' over.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-03 at 9:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian Lololololololololololol
Wait, are you saying you're crying to a pedophile in order to get back at me, or you're asking for his help hiding the kiddy porn on your phone? Quit being so cryptic!
So what, Sophie (who I pm'd) would know more than most on counter surveillance. You know, BEING A NONCE. Also you're an advocate of CP.
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Originally posted by Octavian I'd suck dick
Would you have a preference? Since you're british I'm assuming you'd prefer arab or african cocks? I can actually have this arranged. There is actually an entire market for inbred looking british twinks to suck cock for money -
2019-06-03 at 9:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Wait, are you saying you're crying to a pedophile in order to get back at me, or you're asking for his help hiding the kiddy porn on your phone? Quit being so cryptic!
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Would you have a preference? Since you're british I'm assuming you'd prefer arab or african cocks? I can actually have this arranged. There is actually an entire market for inbred looking british twinks to suck cock for money
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2019-06-03 at 9:37 PM UTCThat makes no sense, unless it's to imply you'd rather have shaggy from scooby doo fuck you in the ass for money (or suck his dick?)
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2019-06-03 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers That makes no sense, unless it's to imply you'd rather have shaggy from scooby doo fuck you in the ass for money (or suck his dick?)
You really are fucking retarded. I don't mean that in an NIS "hur dur you stupid" way either. When I read some of your posts it's like you have learning difficulties.
In the picture, Ken, YOU the victim bitch; is being fucked.
Y'know, like how I fuck/own you?
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2019-06-03 at 9:46 PM UTCNever go full retard Brownie. Half way is okay for lulz but kill yourself if you ever go full.
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2019-06-03 at 9:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian You really are fucking retarded. I don't mean that in an NIS "hur dur you stupid" way either. When I read some of your posts it's like you have learning difficulties.
lol you're too scared to even tell anyone what part of England you live in. You're definitely not going to be owning anyone, ever. I don't have blond hair either. Whatever you were attempting to say with that picture is just low IQ garbage.
In the picture, Ken, YOU the victim bitch; is being fucked.
Y'know, like how I fuck/own you?
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2019-06-03 at 9:56 PM UTCI'm gonna leave my peepee alone for 5 days
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2019-06-03 at 9:59 PM UTC
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2019-06-03 at 10:08 PM UTC
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2019-06-03 at 10:25 PM UTCfuken nonses
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2019-06-03 at 10:26 PM UTCThat's noncence
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2019-06-04 at 12:02 AM UTC
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2019-06-04 at 2:26 AM UTCwhat is the smoking plant material they use in spice
