The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-06-04 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #4401
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Go to moon for free if 5% of die? Yas or no
2. 2019-06-04 at 3:14 AM UTC

   #4402
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I just had an epiphany. Any suicidal thoughts I ever have or just depressive thoughts in general all stem from my past.
   
   I just walked outside and the aroma was this peculiar aroma that reminded of me of happy happy times , maybe the Florida air, I dont know, but it got me to thinking that that is maybe the root of my depressions. I live in the past.
   
   I want to go BACK to times, but I just need to accept that the times do change and so do we all and blah. Things are ok. I need to accept the new chapter and embrace it.
   
   Whatever .
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   • Common De-mominator
3. 2019-06-04 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #4403
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietYellow what is the smoking plant material they use in spice

   
   Mainly damania and marshmallow leaf
4. 2019-06-04 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #4404
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ I just had an epiphany. Any suicidal thoughts I ever have or just depressive thoughts in general all stem from my past.
   
   I just walked outside and the aroma was this peculiar aroma that reminded of me of happy happy times , maybe the Florida air, I dont know, but it got me to thinking that that is maybe the root of my depressions. I live in the past.
   
   I want to go BACK to times, but I just need to accept that the times do change and so do we all and blah. Things are ok. I need to accept the new chapter and embrace it.
   
   Whatever .

   
   "past experiences/behaviour is the best predictor of future results"
   
   When you have shit happen to you, you tend to paint everything with the same brush and let cynicism decide what's going to happen (cuz its just gonna happen anyway so wtfs the point ykno?) but you're a God fearing white man of good character who can manifest his own destiny, whenever he decides what that looks like and figures how to actualize it. It gets easier to find these things when you let go of the past and just take from it what you can and keep it movin nigga
5. 2019-06-04 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #4405
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The best quote I've read in years is “If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.”
   
   I pretty much never quote other people, but we recited this every morning at rehab and it is the truest.
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   • frala
6. 2019-06-04 at 8:15 AM UTC

   #4406
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietYellow what is the smoking plant material they use in spice

   incest
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   • aldra
7. 2019-06-04 at 8:17 AM UTC

   #4407
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   full throttle homosexuality
8. 2019-06-04 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #4408
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by aldra full throttle homosexuality

   
   Full throttle incestual brother-brother homosexuality.
9. 2019-06-04 at 10:57 AM UTC

   #4409
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   If you are depressed you are gay. If you are anxious you are gay. If you are at peace you are gay.
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   • GGG
10. 2019-06-04 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #4410
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Th4 torvalds cloud surround me
11. 2019-06-04 at 11:04 AM UTC

    #4411
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha
12. 2019-06-04 at 11:10 AM UTC

    #4412
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator If you are depressed you are gay. If you are anxious you are gay. If you are at peace you are gay.

    
    the solution to all my problems...homosexuality
13. 2019-06-04 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #4413
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm going to kill a bunch of people
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    • mmQ, 
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14. 2019-06-04 at 11:57 AM UTC

    #4414
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to kill a bunch of people

    
    Assassinate Trump.
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    • Technologist
15. 2019-06-04 at 12:09 PM UTC

    #4415
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Assassinate Trump.

    
    beep beep beep beep
16. 2019-06-04 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #4416
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra beep beep beep beep

    
    Severe weather warning
17. 2019-06-04 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #4417
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Assassinate Trump.

    
    All you'd have to do is get someone on the inside to cut his coke with fentanyl, niggas die from bad dope all the time and they wouldn't want to publicly dispose he died from an OD so they'd chalk it up to a stroke/heart attack and natural causes.
    
    That's too high brow for me though.
18. 2019-06-04 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #4418
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Severe weather warning

    
    nsanta's nsaughty list
19. 2019-06-04 at 1:14 PM UTC

    #4419
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    
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    • aldra, 
    • GGG, 
    • CountBlah
20. 2019-06-04 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #4420
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to kill a bunch of people

    
    Suicide bomb the eskimos