I like having sex with female turtles
2019-06-04 at 6:09 PM UTC
Waking up drunk
Laying on my living room floor
I'm up now
But tired
Hmmm should I go back to bed
I wasnt in bed to begin with
Thinks
Hmmmm
Nah, I'll drink warm mangos
I love you dead dad
2019-06-04 at 6:21 PM UTC
I can't weep im dead my tear ducts don't work
2019-06-04 at 6:26 PM UTC
Good news!!!! The growth on my leg is not cancer. I was worried when it popped up, but the MRI only shows a lipoma. Just a fatty tumor! Yay. I’m gonna live!
May have to have it removed because it is causing pain, must be laying on a nerve.
But my news today is good😅
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2019-06-04 at 6:37 PM UTC
Thanks Oct., it’s just above my knee. It’s 5 x 6 cm. So it was easy to see, but it’s nothing!
I was seriously worried in the beginning.
2019-06-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
Above my knee easy to see
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2019-06-04 at 6:38 PM UTC
Dont be that nigga who disagree
2019-06-04 at 6:39 PM UTC
Thought I had to poop but I just had to pee
2019-06-04 at 8:01 PM UTC
Single degenerate male seeks kind hearted female. Must be ambitious with busty tits and great ass. She must also be loyal and loving till the end.
Even when she has to wipe my ass cause I'm so fucking old and incontinence robs me of what little dignity I have left.
Every King needs a Queen.
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