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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    insoluble ingredients of the punch
  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    bacterial growth



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  4. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I thought maybe it was whatever abortion of glucose they used to sweeten the drink, but it would've had to be way more material than what it was

    Then I thought I may have accidentally extracted something from the punch but the seperated layer would've been larger

    On a more positive note, it looks like I've finally figured out how to use liquor somewhat responsibly
  5. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Also, since registration is open again, should I make another account with a variation of my original name (juicebox) or should I stick to this one?

    I know everyone knows me by this name now, but it just seems too edgy
  6. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by stare rape Also, since registration is open again, should I make another account with a variation of my original name (juicebox) or should I stick to this one?

    I know everyone knows me by this name now, but it just seems too edgy

    Juicebox again faggot
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stare rape Also, since registration is open again, should I make another account with a variation of my original name (juicebox) or should I stick to this one?

    I know everyone knows me by this name now, but it just seems too edgy

    i still get you all mixed up with usernames now, i think coz you and issue 313 and a few others all tstm'd and took new names around the same time. never know who's who half the time.



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  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    blajgoomaz hoojajla
  9. HTS highlight reel
    I got a mystery bag of coke today, and a tiny mystery envelope of "heroin" but it's blue for some reason. I'm pretty sure the mystery blue heroin will kill me, but I'm still tempted to use it. Fuck.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HTS I got a mystery bag of coke today, and a tiny mystery envelope of "heroin" but it's blue for some reason. I'm pretty sure the mystery blue heroin will kill me, but I'm still tempted to use it. Fuck.

    Blue heroin, the saddest sack of heroin.

    Interestingly, in my neck of the woods coke comes in envelopes and heroin in bags. Speed also comes in bags, you buy it by the 5g these days, for like 20-30 bucks depending on the person selling it. Got a bunch of speed this night, shared it with my buddy, and put the rest in a coke envelope because i like envelopes better than baggies tbh. They're easy to fold as well and paper is everywhere in the house, like bills, magazines, whatever, all perfect material to make drug transporting envelopes of. Just cut a square, make sure it's a perfect square. Or you will have a bad time.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Round dese parts envelopes are called "flaps" and coke is usually only sold up to a half gram in said flaps. Any more than that and the dealer can be expected to have sandwich bags or baggies. The standard at an convenience store sells 100 packs of baggies for $5 or 3 for 10 to literally fuel the drug trade
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Blue heroin, the saddest sack of heroin.

    Interestingly, in my neck of the woods coke comes in envelopes and heroin in bags. Speed also comes in bags, you buy it by the 5g these days, for like 20-30 bucks depending on the person selling it. Got a bunch of speed this night, shared it with my buddy, and put the rest in a coke envelope because i like envelopes better than baggies tbh. They're easy to fold as well and paper is everywhere in the house, like bills, magazines, whatever, all perfect material to make drug transporting envelopes of. Just cut a square, make sure it's a perfect square. Or you will have a bad time.

    yeah but those paper envelopes are shit if you get stopped and have to swallow your stash.



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  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice Mushrooms will definitely help. You don't even have to take enough to trip.
    Yeah I microdosed for about 6 months before and I didn't feel as shit, but then again things were going really well. Which ketamine wasn't contraindicated for thyroid stuff.


    Originally posted by RestStop May I recommend crystal meth?

    I've got it laying around all over the place but I have high blood pressure. Occasionally I'll dissolve like .1 in juice and sip on it for a while, or put .05 or so in gel caps. Never enough to do more than just be productive.
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's early and I've already taken tramadol and morphine as far as it will go with me today. The only way today won't be miserable is if I aquire some hydromorphone and get a proper hard fisted back massage from this bitch
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I've done about a gram of smack already. Just on my way to pick up another 1/8.



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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist I've done about a gram of smack already. Just on my way to pick up another 1/8.



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    HIGH END!
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by NARCassist I've done about a gram of smack already. Just on my way to pick up another 1/8.



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    Is Scotland as rife with cocaine, smack and Molly as articles lead me to believe? It seems everything is cut to shit but everyone does it. I read Scotland had the highest concentration of coke users in the world. What did you think of the second trainspotting?
  18. Tilray crashedlol, if you bought when I told you to you woulda lost half your money.

    I got out within the first hour the next day for a total of $30 profit because I ascared, and I got out just before it crashed hard.

    Aurora and Canopy are much safer, and are still growing well. I'm holding my Aurora at least mid-term, possibly long.

    Cramer likes Canopy the best out of the weed stocks for some reason, but I have nothing in that one. I like Aurora because from the brief description I read of them, they specialize in organic, which is a necessity in today's hip treeeez market. Meaning, a company that sells non-organic, GMO-ridden, non-vegan, non-grass fed, dropped-out-of-college cannabis isn't going to profit because there's just no market for it, except for the very cheapest bulk commercial provider. They will do okay.

    The more specializations, the better. What I'm waiting for is a company that will market to 39 year old soccer mommiis of two that will pay 23.99/g for a "safe, rigourously tested edible that you can feel good about!" Like the kind of person that would pay a few thousand extra for a Subaru, or name brand eggs.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by NARCassist I've done about a gram of smack already. Just on my way to pick up another 1/8.



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    If you were my room mate, you would OD in a matter of days. lol.

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