The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-26 at 2:15 AM UTC

   #4141
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Good luck my friend. I was sure that I failed a test when I was in the psyche ward but it turned out that all the RCs I took didn't have metabolites. I don't know if you can take a blood test instead but that could enhance your chances because most drugs aren't as long detectable in blood.
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2. 2018-09-26 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #4142
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Do they watch you piss? If not put some extra water in the cup. That's an easy way to fuck up the tests. Just tell them you drank a lot. That's why your piss is so watery. Then tell them you can't piss anymore.
3. 2018-09-26 at 2:18 AM UTC

   #4143
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo I got pills to flush my system but didn't have time to take them before they came

   
   So there's just a probation officer of sorts sitting at your place with you right now? Can they stay overnight? Or would they take you to jail in the meantime?
4. 2018-09-26 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #4144
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Might be going back. If I do much peace and love and keep fighting

   
   Haha you're a retarded faggot
5. 2018-09-26 at 2:28 AM UTC

   #4145
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Your words hurt
6. 2018-09-26 at 2:32 AM UTC

   #4146
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Say you can only piss sitting and then shit in the cup.
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7. 2018-09-26 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #4147
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by RisiR † Say you can only piss sitting and then shit in the cup.

   
   Put the cup on the lip of the sink and try to piss into it from the other side of the room
8. 2018-09-26 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #4148
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I wish I was Jesus and could turn my piss into all kinda stuff
9. 2018-09-26 at 2:39 AM UTC

   #4149
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   yeah, wine seems like a lack of creativity on his part
10. 2018-09-26 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #4150
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    unless he just wanted to see people drink it, the fucking deviant
11. 2018-09-26 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #4151
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
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    Originally posted by RisiR † Say you can only piss sitting and then shit in the cup.

    
    This is the kind of wisdom I keep coming here to see.
    
12. 2018-09-26 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #4152
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ur welcome.
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13. 2018-09-26 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #4153
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That made me laugh.
14. 2018-09-26 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #4154
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    😋
15. 2018-09-26 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #4155
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Shut the fuck up.
16. 2018-09-26 at 3:52 AM UTC

    #4156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Does benzedrex show up on a drug test?
    
    Asking for a friend
17. 2018-09-26 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #4157
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It will show up as Meth but Benzedrex is technically not illegal. I guess it's on you to show that it's Benzdrex and not Meth, though.
18. 2018-09-26 at 4:12 AM UTC

    #4158
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    theres a chance it will but not necessarily. bundy has come up positive for pcp and opiates for me before but most of the time nothing was detected
19. 2018-09-26 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #4159
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Either way it's a false positive and you can probably send it into the lab where they can discern the difference or you can just have a bottle of Vicks vaporub on you at all times or a benzedrex inhaler of whatever. Like riz said it's obviously not illegal.
20. 2018-09-26 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #4160
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    why does redosing Crouton never work?