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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    "40 year old soccer mom predator" would make a pretty good user title
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock i have scissors…i can chop up a penny for you.

    Even the lavrillier penny still wouldn't cut it jill. Sorry pal but you gonna have to stick with that secondhand flashlight with the two year old nigger spunk that you didn't bother cleaning out to get your jolliea tonight.

    Fucking dirty faggot.



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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla you need heroin to be edgier than it actually is so you can pretend you're cool. combine that with shitty one liners and its your existence

    This is completely ad hominem. It seems like you're coming from a sad and alienated place. The coolness of heroin and facetious one liners have literally nothing to do with me. My life is smoking shatter constantly, taking prescription drugs and having unstable outbursts and full days fueled by paranoia. I do very little to pretend to be cool. Your post is ad hominem and I thought you knew me better than that. I think I cutcha a lil deep or something. If you need your boypussy fisted sometime let me know, you seem more lost and alienated since I've been back, which is literally what I sent you sexually aggressive pms about warning you your life could have that trajectory

    Now you're in the same place just slowly eroding and decaying because you never listened to the advice of the best father figure you ever had in your life

    Son

    I am not proud at all
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo This is completely ad hominem. It seems like you're coming from a sad and alienated place. The coolness of heroin and facetious one liners have literally nothing to do with me. My life is smoking shatter constantly, taking prescription drugs and having unstable outbursts and full days fueled by paranoia. I do very little to pretend to be cool. Your post is ad hominem and I thought you knew me better than that. I think I cutcha a lil deep or something. If you need your boypussy fisted sometime let me know, you seem more lost and alienated since I've been back, which is literally what I sent you sexually aggressive pms about warning you your life could have that trajectory

    Now you're in the same place just slowly eroding and decaying because you never listened to the advice of the best father figure you ever had in your life

    Son

    I am not proud at all

    His bubble yum ass would be dead if he lived your life.
  5. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Just pulled this hot bitch off tinder boys

  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey Just pulled this hot bitch off tinder boys


    You're ugly and so is your whore. Even if this isn't a picture of you and your gf/some random bitch you banged.
  7. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie You're ugly and so is your whore. Even if this isn't a picture of you and your gf/some random bitch you banged.

    Why you so jealous bro?

    Imagine being this triggered lmao.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey Why you so jealous bro?

    Imagine being this triggered lmao.

    Either you're Scron in which case your replies are automatically invalid, or you're DH in which case your replies are automatically invalid.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo You probably bought it off a cross eyed half Russian half Puerto Rican who lived with his aging grandmother. It was cut with rolaids and ground up dead skin.

    Hair on has good warmth and numbness but I really do like hydromorphone better. Fentanyl is more overpowering but less euphoric.

    Wars have literally been fought over opium for centuries, I don't think an autistic gender non binary ectomorphic logic pussie poppin triangle's opinion solely based on getting ripped off the first time he left his parents basement in 3 years really matters

    I tried heroin "3 times" (3 buys) the first time was alright, then after that all it did was make me itchy and throw up. Was totally not expection heroin to suck
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This is completely ad hominem. It seems like you're coming from a sad and alienated place. The coolness of heroin and facetious one liners have literally nothing to do with me. My life is smoking shatter constantly, taking prescription drugs and having unstable outbursts and full days fueled by paranoia. I do very little to pretend to be cool. Your post is ad hominem and I thought you knew me better than that. I think I cutcha a lil deep or something. If you need your boypussy fisted sometime let me know, you seem more lost and alienated since I've been back, which is literally what I sent you sexually aggressive pms about warning you your life could have that trajectory

    Now you're in the same place just slowly eroding and decaying because you never listened to the advice of the best father figure you ever had in your life

    Son

    I am not proud at all

    ad hominems are for academic discussions its not a buzzword for a copout when you're yelling at someone over the keyboard that i just dont understand heroin and i need to give him another listen to really grasp the subtleties of rick n morty
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sophie Either you're Scron in which case your replies are automatically invalid, or you're DH in which case your replies are automatically invalid.

    Muhnigga.jpg

    Good call.
  12. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sophie Either you're Scron in which case your replies are automatically invalid, or you're DH in which case your replies are automatically invalid.

    I'm SJC bro and I'm a lot more famous than you. I live in LA and I'm a lot more important than some no name on the internet.
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    im straight FIRE

  14. U bn sc
  15. Lit Papi Houston
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla im straight FIRE


    >160 IQ
    >im

    I'm laughing out lol
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got whipped in the face with depression this week, I think it was the molly last Friday. Or it could be that my life is feeling pointless, my relationships are unstable and my job is scressing me out. I wanna get buff or something to switch shit up but I just take hits of strong indica and am useless.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Wanna switch lifes?
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Not sure. List your top 5 problems.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Not enough drugs.

    Boredom.


    Hmm... I don't think I have more than that. Maybe low libido.
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't trust anyone

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