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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG I've walked barefoot through forests, jungles, and deserts, and have yet to step on anything. I am invincible.

    A new challenger appears: a scorpion!
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I can swim a full mile underwater while holding my breath.
  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers A new challenger appears: a scorpion!

    You are VERY unlikely to step on a scorpion. They spend most of their time underground or underneath rocks. And they're also largely nocturnal.

    I'm far more worried about coming up on a snake. Fuck snakes.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I can swim a full mile underwater while holding my breath.

    Whatever you say Gilles de Rais
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by GGG You are VERY unlikely to step on a scorpion. They spend most of their time underground or underneath rocks. And they're also largely nocturnal.

    I'm far more worried about coming up on a snake. Fuck snakes.

    Snakes are kind of cute, though, aren't they?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I can swim a full mile underwater while holding my breath.

    spectral tier post
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When I was in longterm inpatient treatment I practiced holding my breath using deep sea diver techniques (aggresively hyperventilating beforehand) and was able to hold my breath for almost 6 minutes at one point. Weirdest feeling. The first 4 minutes just went by and it felt like I hadn't even started.
  8. W-why?
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    S-s-s--ssssenpai????
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I want to find ways to extend my life. Everyone always says work the biggest life shortener so I'm good there. Cigs need to stop. I think I'm just gonna do things that don't stress me out, that's the biggest thing. Smoking weed and watching aqua teen hunger force it is
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I broke up with a girl when I was in jail because she was using drugs in da skreetz while I was using drugs in jail. She said she had sex twice while I was in and said my name both times to a person I literally chased down the street before. She messages me all day everyday now and I'm gonna fuck her friend and send her a video because I'm a mature supreme gentleman

    Also, I want to find ways to extend my life. Everyone always says work the biggest life shortener so I'm good there. Cigs need to stop. I think I'm just gonna do things that don't stress me out, that's the biggest thing. Smoking weed and watching aqua teen hunger force it is

    Sup, UM.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Sup, UM.

    nm mang how are u
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ When I was in longterm inpatient treatment I practiced holding my breath using deep sea diver techniques (aggresively hyperventilating beforehand) and was able to hold my breath for almost 6 minutes at one point. Weirdest feeling. The first 4 minutes just went by and it felt like I hadn't even started.

    You can even store spare air somewhat by closing your throat and then trapping some air between your cheeks. Once you absolutely need air, you suck that stored air in from your cheeks, and it gives you extra time before emergency surfacing is required.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can even store spare air somewhat by closing your throat and then trapping some air between your cheeks. Once you absolutely need air, you suck that stored air in from your cheeks, and it gives you extra time before emergency surfacing is required.

    That makes sense. I wonder how many seconds worth of cheek air you would get. If you're going for records I suppose every millisecond counts.

    Pounce pounce

    Did DTE ever pounce ?

    Why didn't Dad give me my all'wance?

    :(
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by GGG You are VERY unlikely to step on a scorpion. They spend most of their time underground or underneath rocks. And they're also largely nocturnal.

    I'm far more worried about coming up on a snake. Fuck snakes.

    You've never walked around barefoot at night kicking over rocks in search of scorpions? What a pussy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  16. I woke up with a scorpion on my face once, dunno wtf he’s talking about.

    I used to find them in my house constantly
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ When I was in longterm inpatient treatment I practiced holding my breath using deep sea diver techniques (aggresively hyperventilating beforehand) and was able to hold my breath for almost 6 minutes at one point. Weirdest feeling. The first 4 minutes just went by and it felt like I hadn't even started.

    Wow
  18. i miss inpatient
  19. it was fun
  20. SHARK Houston
    Niggers

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