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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Oh, I forgot permanent full body paingasms.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Paranokia.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I got a weird itchy rash on my thigh.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Like Ray J got a bitch from the Bronx givin me brain.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
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  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey I'm SJC bro and I'm a lot more famous than you. I live in LA and I'm a lot more important than some no name on the internet.

    Let's be homeless and fight to the deaf.
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The bitch who wouldn't leave me alone and basically wanted me to move to Wisconsin changed her profile picture to her kissing some dude. I said I don't think her artsy boyfriend would appreciate her asking me to come visit and shit like that. I almost kinda liked her. Good thing I'm dead inside.
  8. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER The bitch who wouldn't leave me alone and basically wanted me to move to Wisconsin changed her profile picture to her kissing some dude. I said I don't think her artsy boyfriend would appreciate her asking me to come visit and shit like that. I almost kinda liked her. Good thing I'm dead inside.

    Being dead inside is fly as hell tho!
  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Shit do be fly tho
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  10. scuffed jim carrey Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Let's be homeless and fight to the deaf.

    Hehehehehe fuck it dood
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Is is weird that when I get depressed, I imagine my face in a little square on a nightly news bulletin, beard grown in, head shaved? In block letters there's something about two heavily armed and armored gunmen. I look at my face in the mirror and I try to imagine how much more aged, how much more stern and beaten that face would look? And what would be the final straw? Would it be something big? Or just maybe someone fucked up and forgot the avocado on his breakfast burrito. Maybe that's all it took. But I feel sort of jealous of the man on the tv. He figured it out. For once instead of laying around feeling angry and tired, he did some something. Anything. Followed it through to completion. And since they can't track down family who have anything to say, they end up interviewing the black dude outside the grocery store. "Yeah I knowd dat dude. I mean he was cool nawmeen? Always bought me Reeses and brought me pizza n beer. always seemed friendly,But I never thought he do some wild shut like dat".

    /end creative writing segment. North Hollywood bank robbery also do be fly tho, for the record.
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  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by scuffed jim carrey Hehehehehe fuck it dood

    Where are you located? Let's fite 50/50 superchat
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Jesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Is is weird that when I get depressed, I imagine my face in a little square on a nightly news bulletin, beard grown in, head shaved? In block letters there's something about two heavily armed and armored gunmen. I look at my face in the mirror and I try to imagine how much more aged, how much more stern and beaten that face would look? And what would be the final straw? Would it be something big? Or just maybe someone fucked up and forgot the avocado on his breakfast burrito. Maybe that's all it took. But I feel sort of jealous of the man on the tv. He figured it out. For once instead of laying around feeling angry and tired, he did some something. Anything. Followed it through to completion. And since they can't track down family who have anything to say, they end up interviewing the black dude outside the grocery store. "Yeah I knowd dat dude. I mean he was cool nawmeen? Always bought me Reeses and brought me pizza n beer. always seemed friendly,But I never thought he do some wild shut like dat".

    /end creative writing segment. North Hollywood bank robbery also do be fly tho, for the record.

    Shut the fuck up yum stupid ass bitch. I don't, fuck with, you.! Yum stupid ass bitch..
  15. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    IM SO BORED
  16. Originally posted by CASPER Jesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.

    Mushrooms will definitely help. You don't even have to take enough to trip.
  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER Jesus fuck. I need some anti depressants or some mushrooms or something. I'm like an unhappiness camel. I can make tiny moments of happiness last me a long time. But this is just grinding fucking misery. At least when I was "working" I felt productive. I need to work on gratitude or something.

    May I recommend crystal meth?
  18. Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla IM SO BORED

    When did you stop getting/get kicked off your stim scripts?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can you shut up? Thabks
  20. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I filled a 20 oz bottle about 2/3 of the way full with that Tampico tropical punch shit, then filled it the rest of the way with everclear and inverted the bottle a couple of times

    Now I have this weird layer of thick slimy shit maybe a millimeter or two thick on top of the drink

    The drink itself tastes about how you'd expect. What could it be?

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