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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2019-03-07 at 10:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ When I was in longterm inpatient treatment I practiced holding my breath using deep sea diver techniques (aggresively hyperventilating beforehand) and was able to hold my breath for almost 6 minutes at one point. Weirdest feeling. The first 4 minutes just went by and it felt like I hadn't even started.
6 minutes is about when brain damage starts. -
2019-03-07 at 10:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Methuselah I woke up with a scorpion on my face once, dunno wtf he’s talking about.
I used to find them in my house constantly
In houses it's different. I've found scorpions in my shoes before. They're usually just trying to find a quiet dark place.
They're also ectothermic so that's probably why it was on your face.
But I'm talking about walking around OUTSIDE. Not in a house. Not on your face. Outside. -
2019-03-07 at 10:09 PM UTC
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2019-03-07 at 10:14 PM UTCmq is the smartest guy i know
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2019-03-07 at 10:22 PM UTCExcept for when it comes to discussing what constitutes a face. Then he’s clueless. Trust me.
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2019-03-07 at 10:23 PM UTCDietPiano when we meet I know you will bring a smile of joy to not only my face, but as well my heart.
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2019-03-07 at 10:36 PM UTC
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2019-03-07 at 11:44 PM UTCI will fuck you for the kindness of your heart
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2019-03-07 at 11:44 PM UTCI will send you a copy of the world
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2019-03-07 at 11:44 PM UTCI am arguably atheist depending on the other 2000 I will fuck
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2019-03-07 at 11:45 PM UTCI will be in the office tomorrow so I will call you tomorrow morning
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2019-03-07 at 11:45 PM UTCI am not black
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2019-03-08 at 2:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ DietPiano when we meet I know you will bring a smile of joy to not only my face, but as well my heart.
i thought you might take it that way.
Die you autistic piece of shit
Omigod
OmiomiGAWWWHDUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol, ily you 2 babycakes and when isleepppalldaayyyyy and i rip my point
This is now a It always comes back to, everthing always
Okay,
Fuck. Off. Yeah, yeah, whatever, but
I fucking hate it when you break yourself and then repeat that old ret
Omygod he's still going. JESUS CHRIST
GODALMIGHTY ok. *whoo*
It's ok. Seriously. Just read his schpiel and don't reply and whatever, i mean it's kind of cut
Do you ever stop? It's starting to
actually emb
Lol, no. It's not, I love it. Keep going bitch.
Okay but I do actually have something you know I want you know, beetle to beetle, I mean you know that I. And I'll.
( ahhhh hahaa. Haa. God, that fucker ;))
But it's just so...it's..*sigh*
It's not like he even
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2019-03-08 at 3 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 3:26 AM UTC
Originally posted by DietPiano i thought you might take it that way.
Die you autistic piece of shit
Omigod
OmiomiGAWWWHDUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol, ily you 2 babycakes and when isleepppalldaayyyyy and i rip my point
This is now a It always comes back to, everthing always
Okay,
Fuck. Off. Yeah, yeah, whatever, but
I fucking hate it when you break yourself and then repeat that old ret
Omygod he's still going. JESUS CHRIST
GODALMIGHTY ok. *whoo*
It's ok. Seriously. Just let him do his schpiel and ignore it and whatever, i mean it's kind of cut
Do you ever stop? It's starting to
actually emb
Lol, no. It's not, I love it. Keep going bitch.
Okay but I do actually have something you know I want you know, beetle to beetle, I mean you know that I. And I'll.
( ahhhh hahaa. Haa. God, that fucker ;))
But it's just so…it's..*sigh*
It's not like he even
WHY DO YOU DO
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2019-03-08 at 3:29 AM UTCLmfao
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2019-03-08 at 3:30 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 3:31 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-08 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2019-03-08 at 3:33 AM UTCThe gang's all here.
