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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-01 at 11:01 PM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 2:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Probably.
My ass is mind-boggingly smooth, though. Wanna give it a lick?
that guy has such a hardon for you.
im amazed you got thru his whiteboy afro into his hypothalamus enough to arouse sport's inner homo slut.
an afro like his makes a hairy man cunt seem like a 12 yr olds satin mannequin snatch
with complimentary "not a mother beating degenerate schmuck" badges
good times lsd
just slobber some knobs and get it over with son
youll feel much better.
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2018-09-02 at 2:08 AM UTCWhat is bum cum?
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2018-09-02 at 2:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL What is bum cum?
Its a viscous liquid in the rectal cavity which inadvertently materalizes during anal sex. Its not quite lube, and its not fecal matter.
Its like if the brown eye was a labia with utterly filthy self lubrication,
but only well into the intercouse,
not to be mistaken for period blood or a placenta cognac
its just the anal glands excretion. happens when you stimulate the prostate with your sisters souffledvforeskin from when uncle mr rogers broke your mutated incest spawn dna hymen from neggur spunk ricochet
in short -
Its a delicacy.
A truly scrumptious superfoodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-02 at 2:32 AM UTC*sets up bum cum production laboratory*
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2018-09-02 at 2:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny One of the dirtiest parts of the body, frequently smell unpleasant, wierd alien morphology which is only a twisted analogy to the more familiar hands, formed in such a way that makes the space between toes difficult to clean relative the the form of the hand and likely home to a ton of bacteria. Not hating, if that's your thing more power to you, but the hygiene thing is what I find unattractive about feet.
Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-02 at 3:09 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:11 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-02 at 3:11 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:12 AM UTCAll women deserve to have their feet cut off
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2018-09-02 at 3:12 AM UTCCtrl-A! BACKSPAC!
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2018-09-02 at 3:13 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:19 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTCYou see, I like the socks. Put a lock in it and you can clobber a motherfucker.
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2018-09-02 at 3:20 AM UTCMan, you edited that just in time for me not to EXPOSE you. It was the right quote when I was making the post.
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2018-09-02 at 3:21 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 3:33 AM UTC
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2018-09-02 at 8:56 AM UTCthis song makes me crie errytiem
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2018-09-02 at 9:48 AM UTCEven getting high isn't fun anymore.
Fuck.
