The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-01 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #3101
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enterita Ugh. Plz tell me you didnt pay for her food.

   
   Nah. I offered, and she said she got it. Then I was like it's kinda funny how I took you out on a date before he did. She's like this isn't a date, you didn't even pay for my food! Well, I tried to.
2. 2018-09-01 at 3:27 AM UTC

   #3102
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by RisiR † What will you do when she comes back now that you're impotent?
   
   Suck on her toes until she fakes an orgasm so you stop your weird stuff?

   
   Anyone who has had a woman fake an orgasm has never actually given a woman an orgasm. There are ways to tell easily if a bitch is cumming.
3. 2018-09-01 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #3103
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † What will you do when she comes back now that you're impotent?
   
   Suck on her toes until she fakes an orgasm so you stop your weird stuff?

   
   Hahahaha
4. 2018-09-01 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #3104
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
5. 2018-09-01 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #3105
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Anyone who has had a woman fake an orgasm has never actually given a woman an orgasm. There are ways to tell easily if a bitch is cumming.

   
   Her toes spasm in your mouth?
6. 2018-09-01 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #3106
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   Lmao
7. 2018-09-01 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #3107
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   How do you tell she's cumming when you don't even have your dick inside her? Remember, in this scenario you are sucking her toes and she is absolutely horrified and prays for it to end so she can run home and cry in the bath tub.
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8. 2018-09-01 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #3108
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enterita Her toes spasm in your mouth?

   
   ^never made a woman orgasm
9. 2018-09-01 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #3109
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Enterita Her toes spasm in your mouth?

   
   
10. 2018-09-01 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #3110
    Enterita African Astronaut
    I ate a girls pussy once and it was so fucking boring and retarded. Cant even imagine suckin a bitchs toes.
11. 2018-09-01 at 3:32 AM UTC

    #3111
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by RisiR † How do you tell she's cumming when you don't even have your dick inside her? Remember, in this scenario you are sucking her toes and she is absolutely horrified and prays for it to end so she can run home and cry in the bath tub.

    
    Yeah, except that's not how it happens. It's disturbing that you're sexually fantasizing about me. Is that a side effect of being a pussy? Oh I mean spice withdrawals waaahhh.
12. 2018-09-01 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #3112
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Enterita I ate a girls pussy once and it was so fucking boring and retarded. Cant even imagine suckin a bitchs toes.

    
    You're supposed to make her orgasm with your penis, retard.
13. 2018-09-01 at 3:33 AM UTC

    #3113
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do girls shoot cum out of their toes like little dicks?
    
    Please tell us, LSD you hellacious sex guru.
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14. 2018-09-01 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #3114
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by RisiR † Do girls shoot cum out of their toes like little dicks?
    
    Please tell us, LSD you hellacious sex guru.

    
    omg i ran out of chinese poison i think im dying spectral pls dont talk to me
15. 2018-09-01 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #3115
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You're supposed to make her orgasm with your penis, retard.

    
    You rub your dick on her feet to make her orgasm?
16. 2018-09-01 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #3116
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't know what I'd rather have happen to me. Having this faggot suck on my toes or punch me into a coma for touching his favorite coffee mug.
17. 2018-09-01 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #3117
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lmao.
18. 2018-09-01 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #3118
    Enterita African Astronaut
    LSD where did your roommate go!!!!!! I dnt get y he left some random girl there
19. 2018-09-01 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #3119
    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † I don't know what I'd rather have happen to me. Having this faggot suck on my toes or punch me into a coma for touching his favorite coffee mug.

    
    Hardest ive laughed at a nis thread in ages
20. 2018-09-01 at 3:36 AM UTC

    #3120
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by RisiR † I don't know what I'd rather have happen to me. Having this faggot suck on my toes or punch me into a coma for touching his favorite coffee mug.

    
    Nobody likes man feet. Seriously, you're stepping up the sexual fantasies now. Legitimately questioning your sexuality.