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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-01 at 2:30 AM UTCHow small is your penis? Do you have a penis?
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2018-09-01 at 2:30 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 2:32 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 2:34 AM UTCNah.
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2018-09-01 at 2:35 AM UTCWhen was the last time you had sex?
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2018-09-01 at 2:36 AM UTCWait, when was the first time you had sex?
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2018-09-01 at 2:36 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 2:36 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 2:40 AM UTCImagine you're sitting on a porch with some girl and you're really horny but you're also a huge faggot so you keep browsing NIS while she tells you about her Heroin addiction and you click on TRT and read about SpectraL's sex-life.
That's a nuclear holocaust in your nuts right there.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-01 at 2:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Imagine you're sitting on a porch with some girl and you're really horny but you're also a huge faggot so you keep browsing NIS while she tells you about her Heroin addiction and you click on TRT and read about SpectraL's sex-life.
That's a nuclear holocaust in your nuts right there.
ARE. THEY. STILL. LOOKING. FOR. YOU. ?. -
2018-09-01 at 2:46 AM UTCNo.
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2018-09-01 at 3:04 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 3:10 AM UTCAmericans definitely say "chips"
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2018-09-01 at 3:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by stare rape Americans definitely say "chips"
In Da Simpsons when Marge writes a letter to Ringo Starr, he says, "Yes we do have fries in the UK, but we call french fries chips". Or do you mean chips are the non-hot ones you eat from the bag?
Also, do you say soft drink when referring to soda?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-01 at 3:22 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 3:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † Imagine you're sitting on a porch with some girl and you're really horny but you're also a huge faggot so you keep browsing NIS while she tells you about her Heroin addiction and you click on TRT and read about SpectraL's sex-life.
That's a nuclear holocaust in your nuts right there.
I didn't even touch my phone while we were chilling. Or just now when I took her for some food. Just when she was in the other room. -
2018-09-01 at 3:23 AM UTC
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2018-09-01 at 3:24 AM UTCShe's fucking feisty. I told her that, and she's like well yeah only when I'm comfortable with someone. Girl, we JUST met, and you're comfortable with me? Yeah. Do you talk to him to like this? No, he's a sensitive guy and kinda moody. Ohhhhhh. You can already tell that about him?
Part of our conversation. She also told me my opinion of him isn't very high. Lol. I didn't say that. No, but I can tell from a couple things you said. -
2018-09-01 at 3:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I didn't even touch my phone while we were chilling. Or just now when I took her for some food. Just when she was in the other room.
What will you do when she comes back now that you're impotent?
Suck on her toes until she fakes an orgasm so you stop your weird stuff?
