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  1. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is that meth? It looks like you're burning some of it up.

    Na, Dream crack

    I probably did, the liquid is a lot more watery than I'm used to with tar and it goes all over and around the bulb
  2. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh. Well I've never vaped crack. You can just smoke it.
  3. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Oh. Well I've never vaped crack. You can just smoke it.

    Lol
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Bought a campfire lighter and the pos crapped out right away, bought a store brand lighter, crapped out right away.

    Using the stove to heat my lightbulb crack pipe.



    Kind of finicky. It burns like tar, but more forgiving and easier to make lines with.

    Get some of these. They're cheap (less than $10) and portable, and they last quite a while. You can get mini/slim ones that fit right into your jacket, too. Great for hotknives as well.

  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've noticed whiskey really makes me feel better than any other liquor. I understand Fargo better now..
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  6. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Fucking drug dealers.

    I get a text at midnight, "hey, I got the half g I owe u,stop by my place after work"

    I go by there. It's almost 7 am. This motherfucker comes to the door, "dude, I just fucking had it, I dropped it somewhere and I can't find it. I've looked everywhere!"

    If you're going to fucking rip me off, how about doing it without getting my fucking hopes up for half of my fucking workday?

    I'm starting to see why I quit doing drugs now.

    Never trust a junkie.
  7. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I always get like suicidally depressed at night.
  8. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I always get like suicidally depressed at night.

    I want do die if I have to be awake before noon. We should find someone who feels like garbage in the afternoons and together we can form a functional human being.
  9. Originally posted by Lanny
    I want do die if I have to be awake before noon. We should find someone who feels like garbage in the afternoons and together we can form a functional human being.

    That would be me.

    5am to noon is my prime. Then I become a worthless pos until about 7
  10. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I always get like suicidally depressed at night.

    Too many carbs for dinner, no joke.

    I take pleasure in knowing you'll ignore my advice.
  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol enter joined a cult
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  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enterita Too many carbs for dinner, no joke.

    I take pleasure in knowing you'll ignore my advice.

    Yes, your most recent obsession has the answers to everything and anything, you fucking autistic bitch.
  13. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Yes, your most recent obsession has the answers to everything and anything, you fucking autistic bitch.

    I guess you need them, you get cranky without your carbs, right?

    https://www.starbucks.com/menu/catalog/nutrition?drink=espresso#view_control=nutrition
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I've had more carbs than your entire body contains in the past half minute. Your shit is just stupid annoying. Develop a personality that's not completely single-minded. First it was hating women, then it was pullups, then it was hating women, then it was got a bitch pregnant, than it was carbs, then it was hating women. Are you capable of more than one dimension at a time? Are you a dot? Fuck.
  15. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I've had more carbs than your entire body contains in the past half minute. Your shit is just stupid annoying. Develop a personality that's not completely single-minded. First it was hating women, then it was pullups, then it was hating women, then it was got a bitch pregnant, than it was carbs, then it was hating women. Are you capable of more than one dimension at a time? Are you a dot? Fuck.

    ........

    You wanna hurt me?

    Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better.

    I'm an easy target.

    Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My girlfriend likes me. My internet friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That lemon lime zest of bicardi limon

    Calling bitches up on my cellular phone

    Most of em replying nigga leave me alone

    But then there's always one that says "come gimme the bone."
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  17. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.
  18. Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.

    Just look into keto diet at least. What you got to lose?
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I'm sorry, I'm just feeling really down and shitty right now. I shouldn't be a dick just because I feel like shit.

    This reminds me of how fucking weird internet communication is in general.

    When I type something I know what I'm feeling and how I'm. Conveying it. And everyone is bipolar and and and
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you have any idea what 70s horror movie ends with all kinds of 2 headed freakish monsters chasing a girl or possibly girl and guy up to the top of the stairs before she opens the curtains or something and they all disappear? I've been trying to find it for a decade. I feel like it has a 1 word long name. Thanks in advance for finding it.

    doesn't ring a bell, sounds like something that might've gone on in The Holy Mountain though

    I'll think about it though, I'veseen a lot of shit horror films

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